let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”
Buck
@davefnbuck.bsky.social
I’m just an old man having a slice of fun pie.
i like ken but come on. glazing him and not even mentioning the fact that gwen's been dragged through the mud for the past few days? embarrassing for a publication that's supposed to be about LGBTQ perspectives
Them@them.us · 2d agoThe ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.
michael thought i was joking when i said i was going to do a segment reading off all of the rudest questions
If Books Could Kill@ifbookspod.bsky.social · 5d agoThis month's bonus episode is a rare mailbag, where we answer various private questions about our brains and hash out an assortment of beefs with our listeners.
hurricane season is starting, this is your reminder to live stream severe weather events, not record them, so that if you die we can still enjoy your cool video
Yuzi didn't want to do a first dance cos somehow that makes her more nervous than karaoke, which is what we did instead. So here's a clip of our very traditional First Belter, adapted from Disney's Mulan.
Buzz Aldrin forgot a sixer of Coors on the moon and though Alan Bean and Pete Conrad of Apollo 12 claim they found only empties, Buzz contends they drank them on the way back, as he'd hoped to do. When Bean offered in 1970 to grab more at 7-11 Aldrin barked "I want MOON beer!" They never spoke again
i was really disappointed that Nolan didn’t include anything about the Soggy Bottom Boys or the Mississippi gubernatorial race in his version of The Odyssey. those are really important parts of the original text
On holiday on an idyllic Greek island so of course we’re having an intense discussion about whether “it was only a kiss” in Mr Brightside refers to him seeing the girl he likes kissing the other guy, or him kissing her and acknowledging he shouldn’t be this upset when they only got as far as kissing
[john fetterman] and what is your name, warrior? [me, about to poke him in the eye] nobody 🙂
My four favourite facts about the cockchafer beetle: 1. It's called a cockchafer beetle. 2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”. 3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake. 4. It looks like this, close up.
they want us to be divided but we don’t have to let them win
The number of replies I’ve gotten to this post saying “it actually says Buffalo Chicken Tenders” is kind of a marvel even for Bluesky
Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 3w agoA Tinder just for buff chicks? You have my attention
"smoking looks cool" ah i see you too are not immune to propaganda
woke up thick, pretty, and with correct opinions again
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
theyre not stopping at sports btw title ix also covers dealing with sexual violence and admission discrimination
James Goodwin@jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 3w agoMy god. The Heritage Foundation, which mercilessly attacked transgender kids in order to protect the "integrity of women's sports," is now attacking the legal basis for women's sports. The transgender student decision is barely 2 weeks old.
Laser hair removal is expensive and the beard was my top priority.
Raphael Phaasiq@rize4eva.bsky.social · 3w agoAs a man why do you ONLY have a mustache? Do you tie women to railroad tracks, you diabolical FIEND?!!!?
