if you log off now you might be able to catch the end of our way of life

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

if you log off now you might be able to catch the end of our way of life

friend: you know how you can look for something to watch for 90 minutes until you remember that nothing will ever free you from the memory of that time you spent backpacking through europe where you and your friends accidentally killed a vagrant and then dismembered him me: it’s called thursday

I think it’s high time that cats earn their driver’s licenses

but you don’t understand. i Need to use ai to generate an image of a woman with 3 breasts. if i don’t jerk off within the hour i will die

i miss when the internet was too hard for dumb people

Get in, loser. I forgot where I’m going. Get in, loser.

Who the hell is in charge of my life, anyway? That guy is an idiot

one day I will quit the internet but it is not now or anytime in the foreseeable future

Just checked with everyone you know and no one is mad at you

your posts have brought great dishonor to this family

what will your job be on the aura farm

were the hitler youth obsessed with Mein Kraft

I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."

don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger

the eagles: you can check out any time you like but you can never leave me: that’s not how hotels work

me: how many haunted dolls does it take to change a lightbulb friend: are you okay

more like werther’s unoriginal

its so hot out someone set off a nuclear winter i dont want to be sweaty anymore

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

Ignore each other and chill?

Whenever a celebrity is trending

king aaron, lord and protector of bluesky@hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · last mo.

wait are they dead or are they nazis

*eating a cottage cheese sandwich* lol who told you bsky isn’t cool all my bsky friends are cool

Sandra's Bullock

I bested you in combat, please respond

🎶And if she was pulled over she couldn't pull over any more🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @struggalo.bsky.social from @professorkiosk.wtf

Struggalo@struggalo.bsky.social · 2d ago

She wore a snozzberry beret.

Really makes you question your stake in it.

🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊@professorkiosk.wtf · yesterday

after doing some basic research I have concluded that the world is a vampire

It's true, Earth's last name is Skarsgård 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @fungiblethadius.bsky.social

🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊@professorkiosk.wtf · yesterday

after doing some basic research I have concluded that the world is a vampire