"Reacher is autistic... his special interest is fucking up bad guys."
Diesel of Sarcasm
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You have to shoot Minions in the head. The bell tolled - it’s for thee.
#Florida cops seek specialized wheelchair belonging to Baby, a senior hospice dog cared for by The Pittie Party of Central Florida www.wftv.com/news/local/s... via @wftv.bsky.social
St. Cloud police seek help locating wheelchair stolen from disabled rescue dog
The rescue said the wheelchair belongs to Baby, a senior hospice dog who cannot walk without it
wftv.com
guess who has two thumbs and fucked up a batch of chocolate muffins
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the united states has engaged in a lot of targetted trade policy even in the free trade era to protect domestic manufacturing, the problem is that that you can't protect the *union* jobs because they're actually being lost to like, South Carolina.
Wild that this shit is still going on -- university administrators just plowing money into AI, with no particular vision or goal, against the wishes of most professors & students, even as money is desperately needed for other things.
Calif. colleges bought everyone ChatGPT. No one knows what to do with it.
California professors say they are left improvising as the CSU partners with OpenAI.
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However crazy you think the Trump-Natalie Harp stuff is, the reality is so much worse. www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-and-...
i'm starting to think people aren't actually laughing out loud
Mamdani’s skillful comms on the BQE are life-changing for everyone here in Denver (Colorado is just west of Staten Island). He’s so good at this!
one of the major issues with Trump in particular is that his entire worldview is rape. he wants to conquer our allies not in spite of their being allies but because they are allies. he wants to ruin and spite them because they propose that there is mutual exchange, which means they are weak.
Isaiah Bishop@isaiahbishop.bsky.social · yesterdayThis is true, but also america has allies because it treats its allies well
Gmail warning says I'm at 97% capacity and in danger of not being able to receive emails ffs don't make promises designed as threats
I swear, if I see another “Is Learning [insert topic here] Still Worth It In 20XX” video/blog, I’m gonna blow a fucking gasket. Whether the topic is: •Programming/Coding •Math •Sewing •Canvas Painting •Crocheting •Car Repair •Cursive Writing •Reading The answer will always be: YES! FUCKING DUMMY!
It is unfortunately in the best long-term interests of the United States for the rest of the world to treat us as a rogue state and make concerted plans to rein us in.
Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · yesterdayIt's pretty far down the list of outrages, but I hate the way my government has me rooting against my country on the global stage.
Congratulations to Carol for winning the death pool! On a related note, Tricia from Human Resources has passed away.
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
“Dress for the job you want” sweet, does anyone know where i can purchase an actual size godzilla suit
I will be disappointed if the little ball at the top is not gold leafed.
I must visit DC to see the top-of-the-line flagpoles. So excited - can't wait!
Morning Joe@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social · 5d agoPresident Donald Trump gave reporters a tour of White House construction projects Wednesday, in which he boasted about “flawless granite” and new “top-of-the-line” flagpoles. Joe calls attention to Trump’s outsized focus on construction projects.
Many older Americans have been hopelessly lobotomized by cable news, and younger generations are falling into the exact same trap but with things like social media and podcasts. Combine that with a public education system that is under severe attack, and... well, we've seen the results.
I'm honestly surprised they haven't entertained bringing back smoking in airplanes and restaurants purely out of spite yet
"Who was <actually> President in 2020?" remains the central cleavage of American politics, even now in 2026.
Jorge A. Caballero, MD@datadrivenmd.social · 2d agoMAGA recalls the start of the COVID pandemic as a time when the President forced them to be indoors 24/7 and Biden was President, neither of which actually happened.
The number of people who firmly believe there was vaccination by force, despite themselves not getting vaccinated, is astounding.
I’m still trying to process how the president of the United States somehow talks tougher about Canada than North Korea.
The Founders’ use of the term “impeachment” to mean only a judgment of the House of Representatives, requiring a further trial in the Senate for removal, is a drag on political discourse today. Even people who are not low-info voters can’t keep the distinction fresh in their heads.
a modest proposal: let's stop with all this "giga" bullshit and just go back to calling them "factories"
InsideEVs@insideevs.com · 4d agoWe toured LG Energy Solution's battery gigafactory where executives discussed solid-state batteries, sodium-ion technology, and more.