Thinking it might be nice to give someone a greeting card that doesn't express any particular sentiment. "Indifferent regards to you on this unremarkable occasion". On the card could be a picture of a log or a toaster
Jake Heidt
@evolved303.bsky.social
privacy advocate. knowledge is best shared. textmode. textmode the greatest.
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Excuse me, did you just call me a vibe coder? I went to college for this stuff! I'm a professional slopware engineer.
the amt of time it takes to catch up on finances after being unemployed is so unsexy. in addition to rebuilding savings (impossible in this economy to begin with), it's also catching up on all the things you neglected because you couldn't afford it (like car repairs)
2016 web developer worries: "man, divs really are hard to center!" 2026 web developer worries: "there are 639 compromised npm package versions in tonight’s Mini Shai-Hulud wave"
All my software engineering pals just need survive 2 more long years, relearn our whole development toolchain, be great at graphic design and systems design and we should be able to get through all of this hype and wage shock.
If your business has a website, you may want to have an app developed. Here’s a quick guide on how to make that decision: Does your website function? If the answer is yes, don’t release an app. If the answer is no, fix your website and don’t release an app.
I just ran `helm` and got this window pop-up. Kubernetes has become a lot more complicated
Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.
Flare 2 vec2 p;for(float i=-1.;i<1.;i+=.1)o+=(cos(i/.3+vec4(0,1,2,0))+1.)/(length(p*sin((p=((2.*FC.xy-r)/r.y+i)/.2)*mat2(cos(t-i-length(p)*.3-vec4(0,11,33,0)))))+i*i);o=tanh(o*o/4e2);
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
always thought tech, writ large, should help humankind reduce tedium, and enable them to do creative things. It's not a solution to everything and always comes with costs.
Aleksandra Lazić, PhD@alelazic.bsky.social · 4mo agoAre you a tech bro? (h/t @everton137@vivaldi.net) amiatechbro.com
Someone could instantly become the best journalist in DC by learning how to say to politicians “what do you mean by that?”
Even if I stopped using AI to code tomorrow, (not feasible because whats expected of my output has already exploded), it wouldnt matter: Even if I hand crafted every line of code no one would *realize* that's what I'd done, theyd just assume it was vibed. I spent my life developing this skill.
Isaac Newton discovers Pink Floyd's Dark Sude of the Moon (1660s)
Hmm… they should invent a way to fund open source that doesn’t involve acquisitions or layoffs
As difficult as it is to scale infrastructure… …the hardest thing is to scale people. Yet technical founders spend most of their time on tech, because it’s interesting. Exactly wrong. That’s what you’re good at hiring for. Go solve the more important, harder problem.
you shouldn’t trust anecdotal data. That’s what I’ve heard anyway.
It's kinda insane how if you really love Programming you should probably not go into the current software development industry because you are certainly not gonna be doing enough Programming to be content with your life.
tragic: stranger that wants to lecture you about your special interest doesn't seem to have any new information to give you about it
"minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less"