just chris
@fae-imposter.fightins.online
*not the brightest knife in the crayon box *i do not want to see any of you naked
At All Together Now lots of people had sticks to show where they were with lots of very fun designs like dandelions and nets. This one however just looks like a warning for the other bears.
Someone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷♀️
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
oh, look at me, i’m a tiger.. haha, just kidding, it’s me😹
i just saw DEATH NOTE: THE MUSICAL and i would’ve given fucking anything to peer into the brain of someone who watched it with absolutely zero prior knowledge or context
Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”
When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.
I'm the only person who remembers the day that every bird in the world said the words "system rebooting" in perfect unison
Finally, there's an *economic* coin-trick: "AI will destroy jobs." Sure, yes, AI is destroying jobs. But there's a vast difference between "You got fired because an AI can do your job" and "You got fired because your boss was convinced that the AI can do your job, even though it *cannot*." 45/
I can imagine her grooving with several species of small furry animals gathered in a cave.
By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C)@doctorow.pluralistic.net · 2d agoJacques Le Moyne de Morgues, A Young Daughter of the Picts, ca. 1585.⠀⠀ ⠀ www.tumblr.com/mostlysignss...
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
two year olds are god’s perfect creatures. mine just ate a burrito by turning it landscape mode
I should be clear that the architecture of Bluesky makes it the social media place I most like to be. I'm not on social media to be an influencer or instigator; I want to hang out with folks and have an enjoyable time. This place delivers on that. I hope it continues to do so for a long time.
The Fae: so we’re going to take you away from here and— Me: I accept! The Fae: and you won’t remember anything and you will not return for a century— Me: I ACCEPT HARDER
my drafts folder looking at my newly minted post "miso soup with tofu is just one bean soup"
The alphabet was original in QWERTY order, but unfortunately the song was notoriously difficult to sing. Only a handful of countertenors have ever dared to try.
Mindfulness, because who doesn’t want to learn they’ve been breathing wrong all these years?
98% humidity is too many humidities
