I can confirm that Gob is a trained pro in the art of "date goof" performance. On one of our first dates, we had Chinese and, throughout dinner, he was secretly filling his cheeks with peas from our fried rice. After dinner, he would periodically drop peas into my hand straight from his mouth.

gob@gobolatula.bsky.social · last wk.

This was a clear case of misreading the situation on the guy's part. Speaking for all straight men, it is funny and cool to show chicks how you're not afraid to dump Tabasco in your eye. The key is in the approach. This lady was clearly not ready and ended up thinking, "Wow what a dumb idiot."

PLEASE FORGIVE ME Everyone loves a nightmare 1/6

This was a clear case of misreading the situation on the guy's part. Speaking for all straight men, it is funny and cool to show chicks how you're not afraid to dump Tabasco in your eye. The key is in the approach. This lady was clearly not ready and ended up thinking, "Wow what a dumb idiot."

🌿@kxdyn.bsky.social · last wk.

hello bsky, can someone who is an esteemed expert of hetero culture please explain to me — what in the f’ck did i just watch??

Regarding my last repost: I don't normally like to repost things that start with the phrase "I hate..." but in this case, I have to agree. When it comes to fan content (whether it's fiction, comics, art, cosplay), it should be about what you want to express and connecting with other fans.

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

At libraries around the country, "Avoiding AI" workshops have elicited unprecedented demand.

Librarians are hosting viral 'Avoiding AI' workshops for people who are fed up with Big Tech | TechCrunch

At libraries around the country, "Avoiding AI" workshops have elicited unprecedented demand.

techcrunch.com

"Millennium Actress" by Satoshi Kon is available for free on YouTube (in North America only). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqg...

Probably a new pfm comic at some point this week :) I drew this on my phone with my finger that only draws bad drawings (all of them).

If you use AI for your advertisement flyers, I'm going to make assumptions about you. I'm going to assume you cut corners on everything. If you're a bakery, I'm going to assume you use poor quality ingredients. If you're a handyman, same thing, I'll assume you cut corners on your work.

Using food to show where I grew up

Nuclearpasta@nuclearpasta.bsky.social · 2w ago

Using food to show where I grew up (province edition)

heres a helpful tip: stop buying cartridge razors, which are one of the greatest scams ever perpetuated on humanity. spend a bit on a nice metal handle and then just buy safety razors for basically nothing for the rest of your life. you're welcome

Friction in the creative process is good actually That’s often times why/when the most creative decisions are made

Dr Artyom Trakhanov@vor-bokor.bsky.social · 2w ago

On every possible level of creative work these fucking piss-brained charlatans will find some kind of "friction" standing in the way of their genius ideas. Can't draw for shit? Friction Needing to do research? Friction Can't think of a thing to actually write? Believe it or not - also friction

This is how you do mod thumbnails properly! No AI shit that makes me instantly stop caring about whatever it is you're offering. Just silly, janky photoshop compositions, or regular game screenshots related to the mod. :)

This is the funniest fucking thing about all this. These manly men fascists are the wimpiest little suckup brownnose bootlickers in the world, humiliating themselves for a senescent pedophile diarrhea man. Just fucking call them losers already

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3w ago

In the realm of questions posed during Senate hearings, this one from Ossoff -- "Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this?" -- ranks right up there with "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?"

Dear friends, if it is smoky where you are please wear an N95. Save your lungs and health.

give me fat Carrie White or give me death!!!

Daryl: Part One@hotdonkeybear.bsky.social · 3w ago

That “first look” at Mike Flanagan’s Carrie got me re-reading this excellent @bjcolangelo.bsky.social piece

And the correct response is to take a photo for everyone to enjoy, not yell at the cat and CERTAINLY not to declaw (yes, I know it's illegal in many places, but it needs to be illegal everywhere). www.humaneworld.org/en/resources...

Why declawing is bad for your cat

Learn the facts about declawing and better solutions for managing scratching

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Today I logged in, opened social media read some comments, immediately felt like tearing off a robots head, so I did!!!! 8D - 🚫🤖 - Nab one here: samkalensky.com/products/sup...

Samkalensky@samkalensky.com · 2y ago

Support Human Artists! - [Badge/Sticker] - As it says on the tin! - A simple badge or weather resistant sticker to let the tech idjits know that you only want to support human beings. (how controversial...) my way of keeping up the good fight. 🚫🤖 - samkalensky.com/products/sup...

I don't mean to brag, but an increasing number of my Twitter followers are beautiful Russian women

Yesterday's Please Forgive Me!!! Comic was about nature walks. Sometime its fun to go out and immerse yourself in the wonders of nature.

gob@gobolatula.bsky.social · 4w ago

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! There's nothing like listening to audio from your favorite movie during work hours. Except maybe being at home so you can look at the movie too. I dunno. 1/3

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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! There's nothing like listening to audio from your favorite movie during work hours. Except maybe being at home so you can look at the movie too. I dunno. 1/3

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

Julian Sanchez@normative.bsky.social · last mo.

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

As a father, I think it's important to come up with lyrics based on Cars 3 sung to the tune of The Cleveland Show theme song.

It’s a shame that bad ass poster for the Mexico England game was AI. Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

It's time