No, I'm not "sprawling on my belly nude on the ground like a pervert", it's called splooting, and it's a common way animals in nature stay cool during hot weather
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@holacati.bsky.social
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop! Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast! Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond! Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on my front porch to show them what I'm capable of.
[baby court] ME: I’d like to remind the defendant that I still have his nose
tv detective who detectives too hard and discovers they're in a TV show
I just saw a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked what are you doing? He said working from home (This awful joke brought to you by my uncle)
[wine & paint night] Wife: wtf is that Me: Rihanna fighting Godzilla in machu picchu Wife: Drunk Guy Behind Me: that's fuckin rad
Bras are the equivalent to the storage capacity of a squirrels cheeks
Effervescent is just a polite way of saying fuckervescent
Thinking about the time i went to a planetarium and someone booed when they showed the earth
make the sun jealous by flashing your boobs to the moon tonight
Me: look how strong I am! I'm crushing watermelons with my thighs! Don't let a catch like me get away ladies and gentlemen Produce manager: you're paying for all these melons
TITTIES Now that I have your attention I would like to discuss a extremely important matter STILL TITTIES Thank you for your time
God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.
Inside of you are two wolves. I told you not to swallow those wolf seeds.