Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!
I could never judge you. I’m far too busy… being delicious. — Judge Fudge
ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ)@soundwave187.bsky.social · 3d agoAre you diabetic or are you just out of fudge, you're honor?
Google saying Gemini can break out too is like the kid in school who buys a black leather jacket to look cool and tough but it’s soft leather
a monkey can be an astronaut so you can probably do something too
C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it
me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
That’s a strange name for a baby, but I guess it IS Lady Gaga
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 4w agoLady Gaga and her fiance Michael have welcomed their first child, Page Six reports.
Matt Groening's Life In Hell is incredibly influential on who I am as a person
idk who needs to hear this, but until us-east-1.ec2.archive.ubuntu.com gets its life together, this one liner in your bootstrap can save you a butt-ton of AWS build time: sudo sed -i 's/us-east-1\.ec2\.//g' /etc/apt/sources.list
The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker that NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep space.
somewhere in an attic there must be a portrait of me not being angry
I have over 10+ years experience in Claude Code, hmu
The two wolves inside of you were domesticated millenia ago and have now developed a series of severe congenital deformities that are recognized as prized characteristics in kennel clubs
In hell, the devil's mom convinces you that every tchotchze at the flea market would go perfectly in your entryway
hey so, if the town my ip address geolocates to is mistaken for a town of the same name in another state, and this confuses Steam’s security protections, who do i even email about that?
did you know they make special airpods where you have to yell into them if you're on a call in public
IDK the source either, but I remember someone observing that if you go into a kindergarten class and ask, "Who can draw? Who can sing? Who can dance?" EVERYONE'S hand goes up. A few years later, it's almost nobody. This is, and I'm being v serious, a cultural-scale failure.
Patrick Nielsen Hayden@pnh.nielsenhayden.com · 5mo agoI forget who originally made this observation, and I’ve cited it on Bluesky before, but: every five-year-old knows they can draw, and every eleven-year-old knows they can’t.
Accidentally said “all worries” instead of “no worries” and I’m just going to use that going forward
He participated in “Book Innit” and got a free pizza
Millennials are listening to Phillip Glass and walking slowly through the woods, they're calling it poignancymaxxing