Last Exit to Springfield has SO MANY great Simpsons bits jammed into 20 minutes, it's crazy

Yellowjackets

i need one of these shapeless charcoal ‘90s fbi overcoats #TheXFiles

I remember reading Sam and Twitch as a much younger guy and being like "how does this not have a TV show" Now I'm in my 40s and honestly, same question

Evening plans

The App Jerry buys a fancy treadmill but can't sync it with the app on his phone; George slips on some ice and Elaine tries to get help. Kramer accidentally eats human flesh.

referring to my bluesky account as my empire

I tried to stop cussing but there are just too many Cybertrucks on my local roads

(following behind a 4Runner doing 10 MPH under the speed limit) Me: More like 4Walker. Nobody: Me: Still got it.

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

Anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean my brain can’t tell the difference between ordering food and being eaten by a shark

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

[Holding a sign on the street corner] DARK MODE IS A SCAM

All staff meeting Monday so my main job duty will be trying to control my eye-rolling today

2000 years ago all you had to do was dig a giant hole, move some giant bricks and then die

7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms 10am: apple 12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt 3pm: banana 6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing) 8pm: frozen yogurt 830pm: 2 cookies 845pm: 4 cookies 850pm: 8 cookies 9pm: bag of Doritos 930pm: Big Mac and fries

You can just decide to post bad all day if you want. It's not a big deal. Nobody is looking at this website but us.

People who save posts: What do you do with them? Do you pile them up in your attic? Stuff them in your mattress? Deposit them into some account that gives you 2.5% annual interest?

first of all it was a “celebration of life” and second of all we BOTH know grandma loved my breakdancing

I genuinely believe that if online culture was the way it is now at the time of their release, beloved and excellent games like Halo 3 and Reach would have been reviled, nitpicked, and dismissed as "slop" I think a sizable portion of people online can't enjoy literally anything anymore

my book club read fight club but we didn’t talk about it

i love thinking of jokes and then finding out someone else did it 87 years ago in an AOL chatroom

A cool thing to say before someone shoots you would be "those bullets better be silver, playboy"

It’s going to hide for a while …….🌕

Any time I get a new Halo game I'm excited and happy, my only real complaint about Campaign Evolved is the weapon sound effects, particularly the assault rifle, are pretty anemic. But minor complaint, and it feels great revisiting a favorite game with a shiny new look!

People will raise their eyebrows when I say we have 3 cats and 2 dogs, but they would think it's totally fine if it were 5 stupid human kids

This is from reading emails, not running from bears or whatever

* People wearing long sleeves and pulling them up to the elbow. T-shirts: "wtaf"

Well I didn’t put it there.

Hey remember when the media just casually admitted that Trump being out of office was bad for their engagement and revenue and then he got reelected