“I’m staying in the race because, thanks to President Trump paving the groundwork, sexual assault and violence against women is widely and openly accepted now, so there’s really no reason to drop out.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

TAPPER: Hold on -- hold on, 'cause I'm not done with the list of women who have accused you of violence. Are all three of them lying? REP. MAX MILLER: Yes. And I'm not getting out of the race because in 2016, President Donald J Trump faced the most extreme allegations in the world ...

Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform.

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

LOL. Abdul El-Sayed WON the Democratic Primary in Michigan despite being outspent 10-1! Amazing gaslighting here.

Politico@politico.com · 19h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

100 members in a group chat? In this economy?

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

the branches have completely disappeared under it. just moss, and more moss, and ferns growing out of the moss.

You refer to eating an entire bag of crisps in one sitting as “mildly concerning”. I refer to it as “seeing things through” and “not being a quitter”. Everything is all about perspective.

“The earliest terminators were easy to spot,” Kyle said. “They didn’t have voice chips. They had to load cassettes in their chests like homicidal Teddy Ruxpins.” “How did you stop them?” Sara asked “If you got close enough, you could swap in an Enya tape. Took the fight right out of them.”

When I used to hump the wicker chair in my bedroom I didn’t realize it was foreshadowing.

Just a reminder that the president of the United States recently had to pay almost $6 million to the woman he sexually abused and defamed, and not one reporter has asked him about it.

being an adult fuckin sucks because you’ll have the worst day ever at work and then have to go grocery shopping and make dinner

Old Dogs Need Love Just as Much ❤️ Original post

They subpoenaed an 85-year-old man who has testified before Congress 250 times. They published his private diary first. Then screamed profanity at him for not talking. Six years of investigation. Zero charges. This is what having nothing looks like. www.JackHopkinsNow.com

he's not flying? #Cat #Cats #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX

how many replies do you have to post before you become a reply guy (asking for a friend)

Have kids, they said. They're fun, they said. They "never" wake you up at 1am, they said.

People wear me the fuck out

When i talk about my friends this is who I'm talking about

Doctor: Eating a lot of cinnamon will help you lose weight. Me at the bakery: 37 cinnamon rolls please!

I don’t have road rage. I have performance reviews for other drivers

Today I impressed the Mexicans who run the company I work for by eating a chili that two of the four found too hot to consume. They have declared me "un gringo mexicano." This is the highest honor I've received in about a decade.

“Should Max Miller resign?” Jim Jordan: “He’s a good man. I’m helping him get re-elected.” Kasie: “He’s accused of throwing boiling water on his ex, held a gun to her head, fractured their daughter’s collarbone…”🤔 Jordan: *stammers helplessly as she plays his Platner comments*

It turns out I'm of an age where a song can spend 19 weeks at Number One without me hearing it.

Happy Caturday to all who celebrate

My dad grew some chillies this year, and dried them into flakes. He knows I love hot food, and told me they have "a bit of a kick". I tried some yesterday, and have since been unable to blink in unison, for fuck's sake.

Fuck anyone who says to grate an onion in a recipe. I haven’t been able to see for 10 minutes

Whenever I’m not eating mashed potatoes I’m thinking about eating mashed potatoes

He never is!?

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil