I think a society functions better when its people aren't constantly stressed about their healthcare and housing and, y'know, food, but I dunno, maybe it's just me.

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

I love ending incredibly aggressive emails with "Yours in Christ."

Me: "I’ll have a Chef Salad, no lettuce." Waiter: "So just a bowl of meats and cheeses?" Me: "Still call it a salad though."

killing me softly with food pics

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

We match, don't we? #Cat #Caturday

little house on the prairie 2: laura’s revenge

It has always been my dream to live alone in a dune shack on the outer Cape and write middling fiction using a typewriter. The waste basket in the corner would be overflowing with balls of crumpled paper and I’d never finish

call me a kook but i think we should vote for people who want to make our lives demonstrably better

Before the internet we had to shout at books

If I were an eccentric recluse living in a dilapidated mansion I would make all the grocery delivery boys disappear

You can be anything you want to be, so be annoying.

Me: *posts about microwave* Internet stranger: "wow I cant believe you hate single mothers, disabled people, neurodivergant people, the elderly, the- "

People who say “I’ve had it up to here with you” I noticed there’s still space for more.

“Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my seat.”

You can't believe it's not butter? Buddy, almost everything isn't butter!

To be loved is to be changed.

Getting ready for my run and thinking maybe I should just clean. That’s how much I don’t wanna do this.

It's time

Jack Black's Minecraft Look

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Never know what you’ll see at the ATM

This is Fran. She decided to make you a bowl of her famous bean soup. The secret ingredient is toe beans. 13/10 (TT: franfrannoodles)

printing out your skeets and crumpling them into a ball for a three-pointer.

"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.

I'm the only person who remembers the day that every bird in the world said the words "system rebooting" in perfect unison

save this post for the next time you encounter an evil troll with a sinister curse, perhaps it’ll come in handy

Forget turning water into wine, I’d like to see Jesus turn a packet of Del Taco mild sauce into a green 1992 Volvo 240 wagon

gracefully apologizing is free & has many social benefits!!

pig iron is the people’s metal

anya taylor-joy says women don't method act because we have things to take care of and can't lose our minds or be assholes