I used Kazaa to download your skeets to read later but when I opened the file it was a Nickelback mp3 and now my computer is infected and slowly dying

those panels on the side of TIE fighters were solar panels. despite all the evilness the empire was actually pretty green

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #filmsky Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan: Ghost War ★★½ Normal ★★½ The Crash ★★★ boxd.it/122qi Marty, Life Is Short ★★★★ boxd.it/10s9y

🎵 This profession is my obsession And this obsession is my depression And this depression is my release And this release will never cease Tin Star - Head (1998) #90sAlt #music

Tin Star Head US version

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Grogu has died of hantavirus in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU. He was 52 and is survived by 3 bastard children.

Your jacket doesn’t squirt, it’s just a peacoat.

anyone else ever think about the fact that 1:11 is when a digital clock uses the least electricity?

They should make a jeopardy show that’s just stuff I know

Pride is cancelled, we’re going straight to Wrath

Friends mashup

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The Mandalorian & Grogu made me feel like a kid again!* *constantly anxious about nuclear war

Crazy Bread is actually a calibration tool. You eat it until your mental state matches the baseline insanity of the world and then boom, you're neurotypical

With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

Reading Mandalorian & Grogu reviews

Maybe my expectations were too high but I walked out of the theater feeling a bit meh. It mostly felt like Mando bouncing between action scenes with barely any plot holding it together and weirdly Rotta ended up being the best thing in the movie. The Mandalorian and Grogu ★★★ #filmsky #StarWars

When your cat believes your keyboard is actually a heated bed with buttons, there's an app for that... Cats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on it

Cats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on it

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I’m too chatty to be kidnapped. I want to know where we’re going and if there’s going to be snacks

My annual posting of bats dancing to Goodbye Horses for World Goth Day

#RIPRobBase Rob Base dead at 59 (cancer).

Happy Mandalorian & Grogu day to those who celebrate #StarWars

This barista at my coffee shop is so gorgeous, the sign in the restroom says "Employees Must Wash Hands after Masturbating to Sabrina."

A race to the bottom is called “falling.”

16yo: Dad, did you know it's a myth that you can catch-up on sleep? Me: You also can't mustard on sleep 16yo: Uggggggh

the first rule of flight club is to get good running shoes

The price of Memorial Day weekend surges by more than 200% due to the ongoing memory shortage.

Childbirth is a painful experience and I get that but have you ever popped a giant pimple on your eyelid?

Young people don't know this but it used to be that if you took a phone call while "surfing the web" you could hear the sounds of the internet

Sweet Caroline’s lesser known sisters Spicy Tina and Bitter Linda.

Choosing to eat black licorice is a personality trait I don't understand but will respect from a distance

Gene - Where Are They Now? #90sAlt #music

Where Are They Now?

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