x: the everything app is an extended gutter full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. the accumulated filth of all their racism will foam up about their waists and all the bots will look up and shout 'save us!'...and i'll look down and whisper... "no"
The Old Fools Podcast
@oldfoolspod.bsky.social
Writers Ian Martin and David Quantick are joined by a female co-host to grumble their way through another week. IT'S REALLY FUNNY. https://pod.link/1774465485
If you want to read chapter one of my next novel, The Heist Of Hollow London (published next week), you can do so HERE: civilianreader.com/2025/08/29/e...
Excerpt: THE HEIST OF HOLLOW LONDON by Eddie Robson (Tor Books)
Next month, Tor Books are due to publish The Heist of Hollow London, the latest novel from Eddie Robson; a twisty dystopia that blends Severance with Ocean’s Eleven. The publisher has kindly …
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There are only two podcasts I regularly listen to: @oldfoolspod.bsky.social and this series, which is always fascinating. If you were a reader of James Hamilton's pages in Record Mirror, it's a must.
Best known for his 1980s Street Sounds compilations, but already active in the music industry in the late 1970s, the irrepressible Morgan Khan is our guest on the latest episode of Record Mirror Disco Charts, where we count down a Top 20 from December 1979. shows.acast.com/record-mirro...
It’s an ideal “way in” for reluctant consumers. “Now That’s What I Call The Old Fools vol 1”
We're celebrating a few weeks break from recording The Old Fools with a special compilation of some of our favourite moments from season 2. It's available for download right now. And Steve has already realised there's at least one bit left out that should have been included.
We're celebrating a few weeks break from recording The Old Fools with a special compilation of some of our favourite moments from season 2. It's available for download right now. And Steve has already realised there's at least one bit left out that should have been included.
Are you on the phone, Ian? A peek at the opening of tomorrow's episode. Available for 6am, BST.
I’d definitely buy a newspaper from FW Fuckbudgie
Available now! I’ve checked. Definitely there.
The @oldfoolspod.bsky.social in which, each week, sensible female guest hosts discover that Ian and David are the Derek and Clive version of Statler and Waldorf.
Are you a baffled old person with virtually no idea what the fuck is going on with everything these days? Wow, fab gear swinging man - have we got the podcast for you! Join Ian Martin, David Quantick and a special surprise WOMAN for...The Rest Is Palliative! Backlogged here: pod.link/1774465485
Look, don't make me beg you to amplify our stupid podcast. But we'd love to get sponsorship, and we're very used to being pitied. Spread the news - the boys are back in physiotherapy!
Are you a baffled old person with virtually no idea what the fuck is going on with everything these days? Wow, fab gear swinging man - have we got the podcast for you! Join Ian Martin, David Quantick and a special surprise WOMAN for...The Rest Is Palliative! Backlogged here: pod.link/1774465485
Are you a baffled old person with virtually no idea what the fuck is going on with everything these days? Wow, fab gear swinging man - have we got the podcast for you! Join Ian Martin, David Quantick and a special surprise WOMAN for...The Rest Is Palliative! Backlogged here: pod.link/1774465485
A truly superb piece of work including the best ever delivery of a line by @gmcgiv.bsky.social and that is a HIGH BAR.
Back, the sitcom we made a few years ago, is now on Netflix. www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/n...
One of the most fun ones with Laura Shavin and, inevitably, Paddington.
"She put him in the ring with Jesus" This week's Old Fools Podcast available now Links in bio - but also just search it up in your pod app.
This week's @oldfoolspod.bsky.social features @quantick.bsky.social doing his impression and @laurashav.bsky.social being right about emojis. Have a listen - ace producer @stevedoherty.bsky.social cuts it to a tight 30 mins. pod.link/1774465485
"She put him in the ring with Jesus" This week's Old Fools Podcast available now Links in bio - but also just search it up in your pod app.
He shall, one day, be declared king.
Julian Cope is from Tamworth.
Its not an April Fool but it has one or two Old Fools.
Available now! I’ve checked. Definitely there.
Are you on the phone, Ian? A peek at the opening of tomorrow's episode. Available for 6am, BST.
BY POPULAR DEMAND: BUILDERS' TREATS. This makes (a bit) more sense when you listen to this week's edition. Find us in your pod bin. (link in bio) @ianmartin.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social @lizbuckley.bsky.social
Builders treats...gave me a bloody health scare, laughter turning quickly to suspected hernia/ heart attack - to silly old fool being unable to really belly laugh anymore ...bastards unsubscribed back to rest is whatever podcasts
You idiots. We’ve got a house full of builders, well five of them, today and now I have to face them and offer them tea and biscuits and not start laughing about builders’ treats. I already feel emasculated enough without having to stifle giggles.
BY POPULAR DEMAND: BUILDERS' TREATS. This makes (a bit) more sense when you listen to this week's edition. Find us in your pod bin. (link in bio) @ianmartin.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social @lizbuckley.bsky.social
Really enjoyed this; particularly the idea of the Council of Nicaea as a massive pitch meeting.
A sneak preview of tomorrow's edition. @quantick.bsky.social had a day out. This week's guest co-host in @lizbuckley.bsky.social and @ianmartin.bsky.social is also brilliant. Available from 6.00am on Tuesday.
I totally heard it as 'builders' treats'. Nearly did myself an injury laughing at this.
Ever since "echo-liking" your comment about having to mute hundreds of Hentai cartoonists who have set up a commune on this app, I have had to make a fresh wave of 2 blocks of these irritating arseholes per scroll down... WTF is going on?