This feels like a trap.

GIVE THE MAN A FISH AND MAKE HIM GO AWAY ALREADY I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW.

One time uncle Moizel floated down the LA River all the way to Long Beach on a raft made of used flip flops.

he sharehold my value til I market cap

Live Laugh Immanentize the eschaton

The machines won when we let them beep at us

There's a Special TV Offer for everyone.

live, laugh, lower expectations

I just want to be stoked and for things to be rad.

Standing in the exit lane of the parking lot & letting the striped wooden gate slowly pound me into the ground.

we still doing bathroom mirror selfies in the year of our lord 2026 or nah

If you want a high-stakes drama that shakes you to your very core, you can see The Odyssey. Or just remember being in the checkout line with a cart full of groceries and your mom says she’ll be right back

DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN

If she doesn't laugh when you ask the car next to you for some grey poupon, she's too young for you bro

Never trust a zeitgeist.

Enrico Palazzo will return in Avengers: Doomsday

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

just when you thought FIFA couldn’t stoop any lower

When Fox broadcasts a sporting event this is what I think about

Just remembered that San Diego fireworks show where they accidentally set them off all at once. youtu.be/ndVhgq1yHdA?...

San Diego Fireworks 2012, LOUD and up close

YouTube video by Dan Roy (danwroy)

youtu.be

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last mo.

It is new. Trump is trying to break the world record for most fireworks. So they're setting off 850,000 fireworks in the span of 40 minutes. Apparently in a normal year it's like 17,000-20,000 fireworks for this show.

world cup drinking game: take a shot every time david beckham appears in an advertisement (hint: you’ll be blacked out before the match even starts)

sneaking some belgian ale during world cup

Charles Exsanguination Cheese

“My imaginary life is rather colorful” I whisper at the urinal.

hot celestial bodies in your galaxy, dying

Tempted by the fruit of another, intrigued by the meat tendering of a fellow, curious about the fragility of thine pastry, flabbergasted by the tartness of a chum’s chutney, open to suggestions about a pal’s Bouillabaisse, serious about surrendering to the semantics of a lass’ sensual sponge

When my ship finally comes in... and it's this ship.

geekysteven@geekysteven.com · 2mo ago

When my ship finally comes in... and it's this ship.

Nice joke. Sure would be a shame if I replied to it with a factual correction

I'd like my obituary to include a scavenger hunt to find my body