Reluctantly crouched At the starting line Parsley Sage Rosemary and thyme
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I dropped this beat and now it is broken i sell Shirts here https://www.redbubble.com/people/furnokdorn/explore?page=1&sortOrder=recent
Conan the Barbarian has crushed his enemies, seen them driven before him, and heard the lamentations of their women. Here’s why that’s a huge setback for him
I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this.
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ive had a google alert setup for 'neuromancer movie' ever since that idiot who directed the movie 'Torque' was attached to it so i am pleasantly surprised by this
William Gibson@greatdismal.bsky.social · 2w ago
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.
BRYAN ADAMS: let me tell you about the time I got my first real six string ME: where? BA: at the five and dime M: a store that only sold items that cost nickels and dimes BA: played until my fingers bled M: shredding on your Fisher-Price guitar BA: was the summer of 69 M: you weren't even 10 yet
another day working at the staff cafeteria at NERV. everyone is gossiping about how downstairs some guy was trying to get his son to fuck his motherwifedaughter or whatever. all i know is that tomorrow is lasagna friday and something huge stepped on all the cows in the area so there's no cheese.
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
every time i see an article about a director making an "all AI movie" the authors should at the bare minimum give us the directors email address so we can tell them to kill themselves
Snickers: dick vein Butterfinger: no dick vein Hersheys special dark: no dick vein Almond joy: dick lumps 100 grand: no dick vein 3 musketeers: dick vein Recess peanut butter cups: no dick vein Twix: two dicks with sideways veins Peppermint patty: no dick vein Crunch bar: genital warts
![Made hundreds of wristbands for a conference that suddenly got renamed - from subreddit "mildly infuriating" - I run a small company, and designed and printed hundreds of high quality rubber wristbands for my cousin's Crypto conference. I had to do different colours [poster's note: spelled with a U] for the different levels of entry. out of nowhere yesterday he suddenly announced he was renaming the conference and moving it partially online. and could only afford to pay me if I produced more with the new name. I've spent a week on this so far and was already giving him family rates. (photo of wristbands, they all say "nonce fest" as in nonce being British slang for pedophile)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4yku3tlu7kccm27htci35ycq/bafkreiawoanoxeuztybctwljxowql773v3kw42racs6xcf5ocg542wy4by)
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA