Come on down to Your Ex-girlfriend's Vacation Photos Warehouse where we got all your ex-girlfriends vacation photos that you can look at.

my rent went up again so the bacon grease goes down the drain

Dog in operating room keeps licking my exposed brain and the surgeon isnt doing shit

Big Mad.

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority me: no it doesn’t

my son, Choward, is grounded and will be off the internet after i caught him saying that "wasbappin is the christopher hitchens of today"

Many people use "sociopath" and "psychopath" interchangeably but the two are very different and actually easy to tell apart. Psychopaths have broad, U-shaped snouts where the lower teeth are typically not visible, while in sociopaths the snout is narrow and V-shaped & some lower teeth *are* visible.

The State of Michigan has been declared a No-Go Zone by a bunch of middle aged white women with abused dogs as their AVIs

don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND - I'M CRAPPING IN PUBLIC BECAUSE I'M SO HEALTHY" I calmly explain as I am dragged out of the restaurant and booked into custody

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Healthcare provider saying "you can use the portal" 😞 Wizard saying the same thing 😃

“I’ll die on this hill.” - Frodo at Mount Doom

I hate it here so fucking much

Transportation secretary Sean Duffy benefited from millions in corporate donations to make a show about road trips. But two months after Duffy said the show would premiere, it doesn't appear to exist at all. My latest False Flag @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-the-h...

What the Hell Happened to Sean Duffy’s Road-Trip TV Show?

Three months after it was announced, the secretary of transportation’s summer show—funded by companies he regulates—hasn’t aired a single episode.

thebulwark.com

Two people in Michigan have now died from the severe diarrhea-causing parasite. @jessicanix.bsky.social has more > www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Two People Die From Illness Traced to US Parasite Outbreak

Two people have died in Michigan from the severe diarrhea-causing parasite that has sickened thousands across the US, according to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

bloomberg.com

this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "These are incredibly serious criminal accusations. If these accusations were true, I would be in jail — I would be. My former wife would not have been offering to cook me dinner and inviting me to playgrounds. Think about that."

If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?

Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts

Subpoena should mean 'genitals of a submarine' in Italian.

What the fuck?? “While Mr. El-Sayed is fringy and radical, he’s also a Muslim man. Ms. Stevens is a white woman. This puts her at a disadvantage in the identity Olympics that internal Democratic Party politics have become.” www.wsj.com/opinion/free...

Opinion | Haley Stevens Is a Michigander

Let there be no doubt about that.

wsj.com

Just amazing how this headline gets worse with every line

It was never going to stop at trans people.

Fuck

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7d ago

this is what they took from you

My latest for @thesouthlander.com is cracking open GEO Group's notorious black box detention center: Adelanto. thesouthlander.com/exclusive-ge...

EXCLUSIVE: Unsealed videos show GEO Group used chemical weapons to break up a sit-in at Adelanto ICE detention center

In 2020, a group of people detained at the notorious Adelanto ICE Processing Center launched a protest by refusing to return to their cells. GEO Group sent in an armed force that deployed chemical wea...

thesouthlander.com

The Southlander@thesouthlander.com · 7d ago

⚠️ Content Warning: The Southlander previously reported that GEO Group, a billion-dollar private prison company, was ordered by the judge to share unsealed footage of the June 12, 2020 incident at the Adelanto ICE processing center… 🧵1/5

Upwards of 200,00 people may have lost their jobs today; or will in the upcoming days. There is a palpable sense of fear among the Haitian community right now. They need your support.

Heba Gowayed هبة جويد@hebagowayed.bsky.social · last wk.

My Haitian friend was just fired from his job. "They said I don't have a legal status now." This is likely happening to hundreds of thousands of people across this country today. Sick.

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.