✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨
@quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
i think i might already be gone; so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡 shit that hit (for whatever reason): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe take care of each other (bye!)👋🏻💖 alt pfp/bgp: starfish/bitch
i know im late i used applemaps hoping i wouldnt find the place
calling up my grandma and telling her im on the moon and if she can see me
welp, it’s been real (& maybe i’ll be back—DON’T FENCE ME IN, BRO) but i think it’s time this starfish went back to sea, have fun you crazy kids (make good choices!!! 😘😘)
i must confess. i not only cut my own bangs that day, i chopped the whole shebang. it’s nearly long enough again now to fully tie in a single top knot, thank the lord of the dance (but heed my warning and don’t cut your own hair if you don’t want that shit grazing your neck and making you nuts!!!)
✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨@quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 8mo agoi really think i can do it tho
It's like things aren't even cake anymore
i thought i could bend (but i might break)
who gives a shit. enjoy yourself and eat pancakes forever
You run into interdimensional merchants at the edge of a forest. Will you trade with them?
"No worries!" I say, underestimating the number of worries considerably
insisting on 'depoliticizing'' certain conversations is part of racism. too many liberals fail to see this and get taken in by the bad-faith rhetoric
Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 7mo agoIt's always pissed me off having to hear 'pulling the race card' or 'why are you bringing race into everything' from the inventors of race play
whenever someone has “HUMAN, NOT AN AI!!!” in their bio i’m always a li’l 🤨
"Boxing Day!" I shout, uppercutting you into 2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't leave town
But have you considered that I may just be that stupid?
If my Christmas present to you comes in a fancy gift bag with unruffled color tissue papers and a blank name card, consider that an extra gift because we both know you’re going to be reusing all that shit.
What if I told you the bells weren't actually jingling. What if I told you that's how they scream.
and if i’m being real i’m not making my life better by being here this much, so i’m gonna try and be a little scarcer for now🤞🏻
✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨@quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 8mo agoyou don’t have to wait for the world to get better before you make your life better (and other reminders i need on a regular basis)