butter shines like the moonlight. bound in cholesterol and enchantment

I don’t think anyone would really mind if NyQuil glowed in the dark

my weighted blanket* started vibrating but turns out she just had the tummy growls * @augustreverie.bsky.social

Me and my lack of social graces against the world.

i would have impeccable moral character if it wasn’t for my immorality addiction

please remove your hat for the singing of the national anthem

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I need a horror movie that will have me sleeping with the lights on and a Bible I don’t own

Fuck old people, start with me

This is a mood

You know what hurts more than this football game? Hearing ODB on a damn McDonald’s commercial.

A disappointing, incomplete thought of a microbrewery called The Draught Folder.

I don’t think I can squeeze my body into my prom dress anymore, so I’m all out of costume ideas

I don’t trust people who don’t have any addictions

I’m not motivated by positive reinforcement, nor negative reinforcement, nor a secret third thing

You know what's better than a block, unfollowing and muting a pos.

I do not mind eating people I do not know, however I do not want to eat in front of people I do not know.

You wanna go get lost in the corn maze?

I keep my novels on the shelf with my creepy dolls so they have something to read at night

Guillermo del Toro’s Toy Story

let's post in bed together

Halloween costume idea: slutty pile of cat hair

mind the paranoia

We'll always be friends because your mental health issues are even worse than mine.

I’m special my groove is in the vulva

Mimosas are just orange juice wearing a fake mustache to sneak alcohol into the function

put on your good stirrup pants babe, i’m taking you to the Kmart cafe

get thee in front of me, Satan, and be my demonic shield against the slings and arrows of all this bullshit

y’all got me muting the word sex that’s crazy

catch a falling tree star and put it in your pocket

Those 1am October porch vibes