Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
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Me cleaning my ear buds with an alcohol wipe for the first time ever: “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
Local students & a sculptor in Livorno conducted an elaborate prank in 1984 by planting fake Modigliani sculptures in the Fosso Reale for authorities to find when investigating the local legend that he threw works in the canal. Deemed authentic before they came forward - a media sensation ensued.
I wish the due dates on Libby took audiobook length into account. Sure, I can finish a 6 hour audiobook in time; but I need a few extra days for a 21 hour book before you send it to the next person on the hold list.
the most 2026 thing to ever 2026 we know about this not going to do anything about it but slap on a sticker
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
"There is a place in you where you have never been wounded, where there is still a sureness in you ... a confidence and tranquility." John O'Donohue The Inner Landscape of Beauty
Cremation sounds like a really delicious non-dairy coffee additive.
my most controversial take is that we should stop treating the planet like a festival porta potty
Dear media types you do not have to use the word ‘snubbed’ every time someone does not win a prize. Love always Hav
Lyrical age verification: ‘xcuse me while i kiss this guy’
Lyrical age verification: You wake up late for school, man you don't want to go…
Lyrical age verification: 🎶 I think we’re alone now 🎶
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I wonder where all the bouncy balls I lost as a kid are.
Inside of you are two wolves. I told you not to swallow those wolf seeds.
got a lot going on lately but not so much that I can't bedazzle my pill bottles
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at CVS)
why is it always incandescent why can’t i be bioluminescent with rage
Unvelcroing my shoes, but with incredible sensuality
This made me chuckle 😆 Credit to @notsafewear on Instagram
“Verify your age” I mailed a penny scotch-taped to a paper form to get the first 12 cassettes.
“Verify your age” I saw Titanic and Spice World at the same theater with the same friend group.
Think I’d be great at soccer. I regularly go 90 mins without accomplishing one goal
Can’t unscrew the cap off my morning coffee thermos. This day is about to go bad before it’s even started