#vss365 every step up this hill with you matters an ache never changes yet my experience does needing a reprieve like the winter solstice shaded breath clouds in a second yet breathless marks reality this bond strengthened coming into season now listless to living we love deeper

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

Why say it's Duran Duran watching critters on YouTube rather than say it's Squirrels on Film?

Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.

Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream?

Sometimes I think I’m still a pretty cool chick and other times I say stuff like “Wow! that’s a really nice 9 x 13 casserole dish!!!”

praise flowed from my tongue directly to your waiting ears effusive yet wrapped tightly in a whispering temptation watching your eyes register the dopamine dam break as the lip bite signals mischief of which we’ll both partake… 🦊✨🖤🎶

Well I’ll never make that mistake again; he incorrectly said to himself.

(Waiting in a queue for one minute) omg I’ve been been here forever

a pajama jammy jam would fix me

She infected my mind Driving me to madness Before calling me home Endless nights through the forest Trees dwarfing stone walls Abandoned to memory Knees weak & eyes heavy Ready to fall Propelled by hunger Feral & keen To taste her lips again #OurPoetryX @ourpoetryx.bsky.social #vss365

I have a type and it’s women who are smarter than me but that really doesn’t narrow things down at all.

If you see me in my Speedo and still want to buy me pizza, you're a keeper.

Ensuring a clean getaway by using my t-shirt canon to fire donuts at the pursuing cops

Velcro? What a fucking rip off

Starting to suspect that, in a past life, I may have been a real dillhole

He was inscrutable, like a post without grammar or punctuation.

This day in history. 1990. South Ossetia Independence Day, except South Ossetia is not independent. Its sovereignty is recognized only by Venezuela, Nicaragua, Syria, Fox News, and also Russia but that's just for spite.

Me: *𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳* Me: OK, everyone, we’re gonna slow things down a little *𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤*

Me: [forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

Wait, I lost track, what season of our discontent are we in?

I’m uncomfortable with public displays of affectation.

After a bitter divorce, and her very public nervous breakdown at a London night club, Flüf returns with her most personal album yet. 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 drops this Friday. The first single, the visceral “Pluck You,” is available now on all major streaming services.

Contemplating happiness like it's a chore.

This day in history. 1115. The army of queen Matilda not to be confused with empress Matilda defeated the army of empress Matilda not to be confused with queen Matilda. The empress's brother Robert of Gloucester was captured and exchanged for the queen's hairdresser Robert of Gloster.

The more I grow old I realize, wisdom has nothing to do with age.

Flat earthers never fly round trip.