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Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
Had that dream again I’m singing “happy birthday mr president” to Frosty the Snowman as a quartet with Teller, one of those robots who fell on the stairs and can’t get up, and an improvising Marlon Brandon in a muumuu and we do jazz hands so long he melts
I'm disappointed because I care, so may as well talk about it 😤 Link to my 5 minute short film here for a limited time: youtu.be/OnVvmfgo2yI?...
Under-discussed Michigan politics story is that a co-founder of Uncommitted is about to become the Democratic nominee for a seat to the State Senate with the backing of Governor Whitmer
I may not have hit any of the normal markers of adulthood (marriage, property, pets, children) but I have kept a comprehensive list of things I have fallen off of to date (starting with a cliff, ending with a curb), and I think that might be worth some sort of congratulations at least.
A hundred-person group chat is just a reminder that some people live such different kinds of lives than I do
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
My kids just think I'm angry all the time because all my texts contain full sentences and punctuation.
Not sure if everyone appreciates the difference. Rooftop solar hardwires into your main panel via a dedicated breaker, so it requires a permit, an installer, an electrician, and a utility agreement. Balcony solar just plugs into a wall outlet, sharing an existing circuit with no permits or rewiring.
A new deal on balcony solar just dropped in the US
Plug-in panels can lower your bills. To boost the American market for the tech, nonprofit Bright Saver is selling kits with no markup, starting at around…
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there are two types of fans of things- those who treat it like a hobby and understand it's ok to laugh at things you enjoy and those who use it to replace church or whatever in their lives and are very vigilant against Blasphemy
This is the story of how a group of perfectly ordinary neighbors took on one of the worst landlords in New York. And won. Introducing, the Union of Pinnacle Tenants: the short film. Watch the full film: youtu.be/h5dvGKI26ZA
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🛢️🇸🇦Saudi Aramco posted a 44% year-on-year jump in second-quarter profit, to $32.69B even as the war disrupted oil shipments through the Strait of Hormuz & the Bab al-Mandeb strait. The world’s largest oil company, which earned $22.67B in the same period last year, credited higher prices for crude...
“A real friend would be more supportive” I whined resentfully to my imaginary friend.
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say
The director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns.
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🙏🇺🇦 Yuriy, a vegetable seller, who was attacked by a Russian drone in Kherson this morning. The man received multiple injuries to his torso and legs. But he is alive and tells how it all happened.
Stiff competition but this has to be one of the most sick videos of the day. In the centre of free Kherson, a clear example of Russia's human safari. A 52 year old civilian, at a market. Incredibly he survived, but suffered shrapnel wounds and concussion. #RussiaIsATerroristState
Absolutely unbelievable how solar power has taken off worldwide during the Hormuz oil crisis. You don't have to hand it to him, but Trump may have done more to finally kick off a global civilization of effete librul solar users than anyone else in the West
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
reminder that your all your bedsheets are potential ghosts
i made a bluesky diorama and you're all in it. some of you are made from popsicle sticks and the rest are buttons and twine.