If I was trying to bribe you into being my friend, with homemade snickerdoodle cookies, on a scale of yum to hell yeah, where would you land? Quick, the event happens in like 4 hours.
Savascha
@savascha.bsky.social
Yet another middle aged non-binary person. Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you. Utahn in Switzerland. linktr.ee/Savascha PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
using the computer without AI is fun and using the computer with AI isn't fun
[racist piece of shit responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths] Check out my flying car
People sure do worry about getting fat a lot more than they do about becoming assholes.
COP: You got any gang tats? ME: [showing him my one of Mickey Mouse] It’s more of a club.
I once again come to you, with my linktree in my bio
Bernie Sanders Says 'One Again'
Alt: Bernie Sanders Says 'Once Again'
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Making 50 CHF last for 2 weeks for three people to function on, is … not… great
me: dr pepper, please waitress: is mr pibb okay? me: can mr pibb diagnose me? waitress: me: i swear it shouldn’t be so hard to get in to see a doctor
I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly
Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com · 20h agoTesla stock pops after unveiling Roadster with compressed air thrusters for limited flight
No one can blame you for being so cynical. But holy fuck come up for air sometimes
The best part of waking up is screaming into the void.
Making 50 CHF last for 2 weeks for three people to function on, is … not… great
stop looking at me like that i’ll bite you
I’m feisty for all of two days a month, the rest is just damage control
I was going to make a joke about sodium but I thought Na, nobody will get it
for me an october surprise would be knowing what i’m doing
This is the America we are fighting for
AmeriKraut@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · yesterdayy'all... 🤭😭
Doc Brown rolls his eyes and makes a jerk-off motion.
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · yesterdayThe vehicle, which has been under development for a decade, will be Tesla’s only manual car. It can accelerate to 60 miles per hour in less than one second and achieve a top speed of 230mph. ft.trib.al/LCK9HwV
