If they can lie about the mortality of a US senator and get away with it they can lie about the results of an election and get away with it. Why don’t more Americans grasp this simple concept?
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The internet is secreting a toxin more deadly than any tree frog today. Do not lick your phone.
Action News just aired a story about a suspect arrested for stealing Pokémon cards. There may be accomplices. I sure hope they catch 'em all.
i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble
If you punched Elon in his weirdly inflated torso, you’d pop it, and he would fly around the room like a balloon you didn’t tie a knot on, and that would be the first successful Space-X launch.
The world has become an incredibly stupid place when I have to use 2-factor authentication to log into fucking Ulta to buy fucking face lotion
The fuckers called Eisenhower a commie and the interstate highway system a commie plot to make America commie, just so you know how long this commie bullshit has been going on.
I’d say the worst part about buying a house that by all means has the right to be haunted is that sometimes late at night I hear voices
girl who’s been cultivating a “mysterious, possibly cursed” vibe. you don’t know her last name. she has a lot of candles. shadows seem to bend towards her
Inside of you are two wolves. I told you not to swallow those wolf seeds.
i have no intention of ever using the men’s room again, but if they somehow forced the situation i think it would be fun to hire a few armed security guards to accompany me. they go in, force all the men out like “ms lena needs to pee”
the swamp shack is a little place where we can hide from SHINRA🎵 swamp shack baaabyyyyy 🎵
I get a little bitchy when I sweat.
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t do an SDCC panel
Mike X. Nichols@mikexnichols.bsky.social · last wk.holy shit
No way the gilded age was this bad unless the vanderbilts and Rockefellers were slipping insane racist notes into your mail slot every 15 minutes
when an instagram model shows off her boyfriend for the first time
AiredOnTVToday@airedontvtoday.bsky.social · last wk.On July 26, 1988, TV show 'Rainbow' aired episode "Zippy's in Love" Photos from IMDB
One of the most important reasons to tax 100% of wealth beyond a few million bucks is that they do this kind of shit with it
[first date] Him: So is Deb short for Deborah? Her: No. Debacle.
Saw Mitch McConnell dancing around with a cane but every time I tried to get someone else to come and see he just sat there
I like voting by mail because it's the way Trump hates losing the most. Bonus.
When I reincarnate into someone that is smart, pretty and funny, it’s over for you bitches
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”