okay so just checking in on the UK media. learning lots. being trans isn’t real. ADHD isn’t real. being disabled isn’t real. but what is real is Harry Potter

Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron

tag yourself, i’m death omen

This was still just the coolest shit to me

i don’t care if monday sucks tuesday, wednesday, slap my nuts thursday fucks me up the butt it’s friday, i’m a slut

I also want to add that every single time ICE has physically hurt me, they have grabbed me by my chest. Most of my femme friends have said the same. I will not be surprised if / when we find out about twisted sexual assaults conducted by ICE agents with these gloves.

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5d ago

Wow. Proponents of the ICE taser gloves are openly saying that one reason they love the gloves is that they doesn’t leave any marks or proof that they were used, making it harder for people to sue when they’re shocked excessively.

Oh my God I hate these people lmfao I hope all of your shitty restaurants close

Fruit and Bug Administration@waxwing.bsky.social · last wk.

my chemical romance is so cool i wish 9/11 was real

chat do we think she got enough of a bag to make it worth it for her? i'm betting on no.

Omi Rhodes@omiswatching.bsky.social · 5d ago

Warner Bros is reaching new levels of desperation to hype up the new wizard boy show. They’re actively seeking out trans influencers to do promo and there is no hell hot enough for these traitors.

oh wow r/washingtondc found the worst one i've seen so far

posting gluetrap dobby everyday until morale improves

gm

Every day I'm more vindicated than the last. They were sending me death threats for this.

inside you are three wolves

you guys need to chill the fuck out

wow i can't believe joe biden is going out like dilbert

Bauhaus Milhaus

yeah i went to sex college. majored in gooning. even graduated cum loudly

Chip company: we discovered an exciting new flavor Freudian Mike: is it yellow penis Chip company: no. Me: is it corn. Corn something. Street corn. Eloté Chip company: wow how did you know Me: well you had those dancers behind you in corn suits Freudian Mike: thought they were yellow penis tbh

slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield

Mike Myers’ original Cat in the Hat costume from ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ is being auctioned by Propstore. #CatInTheHat #MikeMyers #Propstore

Yeah. Good. Ok.

munitions. unlimited munitions. but no munitions

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2w ago

TRUMP ON MUNITIONS SUPPLY: WE HAVE UNLIMITED SUPPLY

THIS IS ALL YOU GOTTA SAY. CHRIST.

Your Evil Twin, Skippy@twinskippy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”

open your heart to bedtime