I wish I could shazam a smell

if you’re happy AND you know it? in this economy?!

Writing with a fountain pen makes me feel human. 🖋

These soft AI-prompters have never known the burn of manually erasing hours and hours of work; the stamina in following contours with eye and pencil; or the rugged toil required for precise cross-hatching They do not have the fortitude yet demand the accolades

Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 13h ago

I have one answer.

"give a man a fish, he eats for a day." i actually think that's pretty fucking good

First, they give it to you for free. Then they charge you a fixed price for unlimited usage. Then they charge you per transaction. They ask you to pay a high price. And by that time, you're too dependent on it. And it also leads to theft and badly affects society. Drugs 🤝 AI

“Everything is good around them” except the local power grid, the water table, and the utility bills.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 15h ago

Trump: "I think any community that turns down AI is making a big mistake ... data centers, if you look at the state, everything is good around them"

This really works

Son: how’d you get your shoulders so big? Me: years and years of shrugging

87.3% of a parents job is finding food in places around the house where food simply should not be

Vegemite and bong water By Dior

Give a man two wolves and he'll reskeet format jokes, teach a man about two wolves and he'll probably skeet something about buttholes and cilantro

1 3 2 (though I haven't had a good steak in 10 years)

TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 18h ago

1 4 2or3

I read that you can think about shooting free throws for a month without setting foot on a basketball court and get better at it. I tried that with playing guitar. A month later I threw my guitar straight through the net.

I subskeeted you, please respond

When light blinds me, I navigate through what darkness taught me.

Don't quote me -shitposters on Bluesky

I love the smell of petrichor in the morning

somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention

I came here to shitpost or chew bubblegum and my jaws are super strong now.

Why didn’t we call the 80s missing children on our milk “Carton Characters?”

Kurt Angle is still the funniest bastard in the game. 🤼‍♂️

I did a 10k and I only drove the first half

Dr. Jens Foell@jensfoell.de · 2d ago

"I used AI and my brain" is the new "I'm neither left nor right"

I do rather like the specificity of ejecting them from fairs. Is there kind of a large trebuchet for ejecting fascists, cartoon style? I think this is a good idea, workable, and we could fund raise off it, across the world, so many fascists need expelling from our shared social spaces.

A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · yesterday

Everywhere should be a hostile place for Republicans. They should not be able to find a friend anywhere. They should lose all their professional and familial relationships. They should be blocked from signing up to social media platforms, clubs, and yard sales. They should be ejected from fairs.

I'm confused as to why every couple of months we have to rehash the discussion: bluesky is not toxic enough - let's fix that

Comfort food? I mean, they did go through a lot, so a kind word is good.

Train of thought derailment.

i’m a crépe, i’m a weird hoe or whatever radiohead said.