As we enter what will be an awesome few months of arguing about "Vote blue no matter who", I can't help but remember that "Bernie Bros" who allegedly cost Hillary the 2016 election actually voted for her much more reliably than jilted Hillary voters turned out for Obama in 2008.

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · 18h ago

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

yesterday a bunch of people misinterpreted my distaste for the term “friendslop” as me saying the type of game it describes doesn’t exist. that’s not true. my point is that the linguistic construction of the term itself is horrible and we don’t need to accept 4chan bullshit in our daily lives

I'm calling it: "Start smoking" is going to be mainstream MAHA / Republican health advice by 2028. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

People are clamoring for Costco to get into the donut hole game. Across the country, a single demand: Costco should make and sell donut holes at their bakeries. Many are saying this!

This is legitimately so funny and unhinged, especially since this comes right after in the email advertisement. No one’s doing it like Bill Penzey.

rava@rava.bsky.social · yesterday

Penzeys no!

Accidentally leaving the ChatGPT prompt in the suicide note.

it's me, joker bane, bat man

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

Hey Seattle don’t forget to vote by tomorrow evening, the low turnout for August elections means your vote is going to be extra potent, like you’ve been gooning for democracy

Lefty Cheat Sheet@electioncheatsheet.org · 2d ago

Your boss and your landlord have voted.

i think the secret to life is accepting embarrassment and realizing it's fine

block fintwitter. never posts sources, and it's always just ragebait posts from big accounts sharing unattributed doomsaying into your feed. you know the world is fucked from other sources

i'm not arguing about covid lockdowns in 2026 bitch get a hobby. take up collecting coins. and you better do it now bc they stopped making pennies

can we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed

This fucking guy.

Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount

The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.

wsj.com

leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"

Whoops, my bad. #art #digitalart #flatart #furry #furryart #deer #anxiety

the average american liberal does not believe muslims are fully human. you cannot explain anything about the last 25 years of american politics without acknowledging this reality

Captain: General, im afraid the news isnt good sir. The enemy. Theyre serving, sir. Theyre serving, im being told theyre serving cunt, sir General: My god. Captain, issue word to the men. We need every soldier putting their entire pussy into this next charge, no exceptions. Deserters will be shot

A real question: were classicists acting this insane about O Brother, Where Art Thou when it came out

democrat voters, even those with a racist attitude towards arabs, do not like being seen as or made to feel like gutter racists. it is declasse to do such a thing as a democrat politician. the last 40 years has proven people invested in racism as a brand vote republican and don't waver from that

@thejrocktv.bsky.social · 6d ago

She knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off.

Cats covering their eyes with their paws rt if you agree

IGN@ign.com · 6d ago

Hideaki Anno’s iconic anime masterpiece Neon Genesis Evangelion is officially coming to the Criterion Channel this September. https://bit.ly/3TuAlnB

I have a major piece up today at The Key. It's about Israel, parsing the rape baked into Zionism's core grammar. I speak of trained dogs; Screams Without Words; Sde Teiman; the Tomer-Yerushalmi affair; and the Palestinian Feminist Collective on sexual violence's centrality to reproductive genocide.

UEFA has just unanimously decided to boycott both men's and women's World Cups over FIFA's attempt to sell the global game to private equity. Damn.

Even the rich immortality guy is giving up

Just link the Nikkei piece they're poorly summarizing instead of whatever the fuck futurism dot com is

Five US tech giants' hidden debts soar to $1.65tn on opaque AI funding

Data center leases, GPU supply contracts raise liabilities at Meta, Oracle, Nikkei study shows

asia.nikkei.com

Timnit Gebru@timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 7d ago

"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...

this is kinda beside the point, but it's incredibly embarrassing to be re-litigating how the government handled the early stages of the covid pandemic 6 years after the fact? and doubly so because the guy who was in office at the time is the guy who is in office now