[Cry within:] "Help! Help!"

"Nothing can stop me now" I whisper, moments before the slightest thing stops me.

Spanish crochet teacher Eva Pacheco and her students created a huge, colourful street canopy in crochet and knitting, making welcome shade for the community of Alhaurín de la Torre, Malaga #WomensArt

Hold me closer, tiny murder clown.

Home is where the bagpipes are.

Poor in money, rich in imagination.

I don't want others to wonder whether I'm crazy. I want them to be absolutely sure of that.

Me: Can you stay with me while I brush my teeth? Her: Why? Me: My dentist said brushing alone isn't enough.

I can’t remember my first impression of anyone. Just assume I was indeed impressed

if you need me, that’s unfortunate

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes (ocular migraine)

I don't even read the actual lines. There's no way I'm going to read between them.

If you ask me to perform Riverdance I will (Michael) Flatley refuse

Morning sky

“7pm is the new midnight” I whisper to myself as I climb into bed for the night

Just doing my job.

Hey, who up downwarding their spiral?

i’m sorry for what i said when i was talking

I’m glad our thoughts don't appear in bubbles above our heads otherwise I would be in jail or a mental hospital

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM… oops, I mean good morning

(putting salt and pepper on the rich)

I have a joke about zarathustra but it’s kinda nietzsche

ㅤ Faerie Calendar — Bernard Sleigh, 1920 ㅤ

In Portuguese a manatee is called peixe-boi (or “bull fish”) and in Dutch zeekoe (or “sea cow”). In English a group of manatees is called an aggregate of manatees, though I think a better term would be either a “manateam” or “manytees” (in the same way a group of dugongs should be called a “dugang”)

Never trust anyone who is always smiling. Or who never smiles. Or who occasionally smiles.

It takes 69 minutes to fly to the south of France. Nice

A close up view of The Hub, Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The Hub, Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

you’re just my typo