if i ran for president, my platform would just be “no new wars and no diarrhea”
Modern American society is a mix of Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Super Sad True Love Story, and Wall-E.
saw that my ex got engaged, which is very sad because I always had a tiny hope that one day he’d die alone
That night, Donnie was haunted by two ghosts...
Writing with quill and parchment by candlelight during a rainstorm like my ancestors before me never mind they were illiterate serfs.
I have a note in my phone that just says “Annoying Things” and I can’t think of anything that explains myself better.
Taurus: Why are you even reading this? You’re just going to do what you want anyway.
this endless dystopian hellscape is filmed before a live studio audience
Conor McGregor will return to the UFC to fight his own leg, against which he is now 0-1.
Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
Writing with quill and parchment by candlelight during a rainstorm like my ancestors before me never mind they were illiterate serfs.
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
I was not meant for toil. I was meant to brew questionable potions in the wizards tower
The subtle difference in taste among tomatoes depending on which of my deceased relatives I used as fertilizer
how exactly does this country decide which rapist should step down as an elected official and which rapist should be president? im confused
my aloof ass trying to survive in the attention economy
The closest data center to my house is 78 miles away. The closest nuclear power plant is 83 miles away. Closest natural disaster to my house from last couple years: 0 miles away. NBD.
Modern American society is a mix of Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Super Sad True Love Story, and Wall-E.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/o... I KNEW SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN SO SOON
Opinion | I Keep Telling People We’re Living in This Dystopian Novel
nytimes.com
I think I’m annoyed by JFK Jr + Carolyn’s story bc it erases 5+ yrs he spent w/ Daryl Hannah. Being neurospicy I know how a mom’s need for control (Jackie) can clash w/a partner’s neurodivergence. Daryl influenced him 2b more natural + status-oriented moms hate when sons stop being set in their ways
one of the most upsetting things about all the epstein files (along with all the men not rich enough to be in the epstein files who fixate on teens) is how many of them are parents
Not to brag but I just bought a trophy at a garage sale so I'm now the 1978 Lincoln Elementary 5th Grade Spelling Bee Champion
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell