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Don't cite the deep magic to me, witch. I straight-up don't remember writing that shit. I don't know how it runs when it calls on a non-existent .txt called deepmmagic. Yeah two Ms I missed it. And yes I know it always crashes to desktop on exit. No I won't help you mod it for "deeper magic"

The reason why procgen in games is, as we like to say, a great way of getting twice the content with four times the work is that you can't fight Shannon's laws any more than you can fight the laws of thermodynamics. You can't give the audience more information than you were willing to put in.

Doctor: The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should cheer you up. Patient: But doctor, I *am* Pagliacci! (removes false mustache) I just wanted to make sure you were prescribing me as a depression cure, like our deal. (holsters hidden gun) Congrats doc. You passed.

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Hey, great to see you! So stoked you invited me to your mysterious lab. Looking forward to walking behind you as you exposit all your cool projects! Just a minute though I gotta dip behind the security desk and read the messages on the terminal. Oh hold up these posters on the wall are readable too.

Sometimes you see a photo of Amanda Bearse and David Faustino on the red carpet from 1995 and think "oh what a nice lesbian couple."

theres really only one song that hits the spot when you want to listen to music about going on a boat with your grandfather getting into a fight getting arrested losing all your corn and wanting to go home

we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles