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@lithiumsucks.bsky.social

Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats. Blah, blah, blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m Cream of the crap (my top skeets): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets

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Chicken of Vermont@vermontchicken.bsky.social · 4h ago

Rooster: Let's watch Moneyball. Me: It's a sportsball movie. Rooster: Have you seen it? Me: No. It's a sportsball movie. Rooster: It's not really about sports. Me: I'm not into it, but whatever. Rooster, 1/2 hour in: WAIT, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE BASEBALL MOVIE ALL ABOUT BASEBALL?!?

strange ranger@lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 6h ago

It's 4:20 p.m. MDT, so time to devour this 150mg cherry lime gummy, drift away, and enjoy the rest of my evening. THC or no, I hope you all enjoy the rest of your day, too. 🫠😎✌🏼 #strange_ranger_radio

strange ranger@lithiumsucks.bsky.social · last mo.

"I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more..." #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlpA...

Ennui Doofen@ennuidoofen.bsky.social · yesterday

there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite

geist@prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 8h ago

popped up in my photo memories taken on this day in 2019 I met this cool little bird voiced tree frog outside of the shop I was working in at the time. A few of them croon outside my bedroom window at night and it makes me happy.

A little green bird voiced tree frog sitting nestled in the budding leaves of a plant
MiloPoint@milopoint.bsky.social · 11h ago

Have you ever thought about buying a cat and naming him Frady so you can yell WHERE IS THAT FRADY CAT and laugh and laugh until you throw a clot and Frady happily dines on your corpse?

C. Bukowski@thishurt.bsky.social · 11h ago

True Crime Documentary: “… Once the killer’s house was finally searched, multiple dangerous items were discovered…” Me (excited & oblivious): “HEY! I have *LITERALLY* ALL those knives!” 😃 Everyone in the apartment at once: “STOP SAYING THAT!”