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NonCensored • Podcast • Kings Place

Having brought down four Prime Ministers in four years, the world’s most powerful political podcast is hanging up its microphone. Join Harriet Langley Swindon, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar.

kingsplace.co.uk

Unfollowing people to boost my self esteem

My cat sets unrealistic standards for how men should make me feel.

Saturn Devouring His SunnyD

Don't argue with the argue machine. The argue machine is designed to do one thing only and that is argue. It is also made of metal. You contain multitudes but bleed rather easily.

your honour, [beatboxing noises]

HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME

me: I think I need some alone time judge: no

I think we’ve all got to the point where anyone who’s going to be convinced is convinced, but why are journalists specifically so resistant to alt-text? You think they’d be the ones who liked it - it’s captioning for additional context?

a lunar eclipse is also known as the blood moon so don’t be scared when you see me wearing my antlers and carrying a knife

people always adopt the smaller dogs from rescue shelters first because they believe the bigger ones need to be humbled it’s called tall puppy syndrome

Charlie Brown drank from the hoes

"no reply" emails should be illegal. if you fuckin email me i should be able to tell you what i think of your email

ZOOKEEPER: So pythons and anacondas are part of a family of snakes called constrictors ME: *way too loud* Also called wraptiles ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids

i love circling back and being kept in the loop!!!!!

People keep abbreviating Rocky Horror Picture Show as RHPS and my brain keeps going 'Red Hot Pilli Seppers"

Politician Discusses Secret Of Saying One Thing And Doing Another

if think that if, when someone you love dies, your first thought is to start talking about someone you hate, there is something wrong with your brain

PT Anderson, full-time director

Just poured my friend a bubbling green drink that emitted a cloud of vapor in the shape of a cackling skull, but he refused to drink it. After I spent so long working on my cool skull drink! It did contain poison though

Nothing quite says “I don’t give a shit what my posters look like, AI did them for free” than calling the kiddies teacup ride “TON CUNT”

dolly parton, tim curry, my friend tam. what a shit couple of days.

ha, i must need to get my eyes checked - at first i read your post as “deliberately overstepping social boundaries with a stranger but with an element of plausible deniability!” anyway my dms are open

I AM THE MINEFREAK

disappointed to see so many people celebrating this. i thought this was supposed to be the “kind” app? i actually knew ratty and in private he was very charming and polite. my thoughts are with his family and in the daily telegraph.

Reuters@reuters.com · yesterday

Bosnian Serb general ‌Ratko Mladic, who was serving a life sentence for genocide in the bloody 1992-95 war in Bosnia, has died ‌in the United Nations detention center in The Hague, Belgrade's Informer TV reported reut.rs/3Sd1MSL

It's ok to skip cardio if you're a widdle sweepy

Date: I’m a huge cat person Me: *pushes the condiments off the table Date: let’s go back to my place

my mum died twenty years ago today, so:

Ed Morrish@edmorrish.com · 10mo ago

some stories about my mum:

Poland and Lalaland implies the further existence of Dipsyland and Tinkywinkyland

is there an anagram for "moon essay"? some say no