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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤@zephyrsky.bsky.social · 49m ago

Do I need to go to the Hello Kitty night and get a theme ticket because….

ahahahaha play this for your local Christian anti-abortion protesters

Waiting for Carville to leave the party like

Spongebob Can't Wait

Alt: Spongebob vibrating with excitement

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Wait til he finds out what green bananas turn into...

Ancestors, looking down: Our exalted daughter sleeps among the clouds! Her palace towers over that of the gods! Me, trying to charge my phone in a 17th floor hotel room: ugh only one of the 6 outlets next to the bed works for my charger ugh fuck ugh FUCK

What compelling evidence that we should keep talking about the possibility that every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold

DBurx@dburx.bsky.social · 2d ago

Copilot confirms....

My gender ideology looks a lot like "leave me alone and treat me like a human"

How do we get the media and the American people to understand that the only difference between surveillance and stalking is who is doing it and also understand that regardless both are doing it to coerce, control, threaten, and manipulate you.

We no longer need a trans day of visibility, we need a trans day of shut the fuck up about us.

There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

imagine if the bennet sisters had experienced garlic bread

The last mayor chose them. He did not choose wisely.

Grittybeard@grittybeard.bsky.social · 5d ago

So out of curiosity this is not an elected position? Or is it? Like, did someone just decide to hire these guys from Chicago?

Me

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · last wk.

Name a character design that's peak cuteness.

A core reason why you need to enforce anti-corruption rules at the top of government is because they set the tone for everyone else. If the leaders of the federal government are blatantly, wildly corrupt, everybody else looks at that and goes “so why should I follow the rules of they don’t?”

Mardoch@mardoch.bsky.social · 5d ago

ethics rules for my wife, a community college teacher: ironclad. strictly enforced ethics rules for government: what? lol makes me the joker every time she tells me about turning away a thankful/appreciative student gift because hey, that's quite against the law!

You know That Guy on here? You know the one - look, his deal is that he's loud, he's clever, and he's persistent. I'm not sure he's as smart as he thinks he is. I definitely don't think he's as well-adjusted as he thinks he is. Those aren't crimes, and responding to him with literal crimes is *bad*

immediate and unconditional citizenship to every immigrant farm worker

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 6d ago

Most rural areas have a ruling class. And they want cheap unfree workers & to pass their fiefdoms on tax-free forever. It ain't rocket science. The fact that we're scared to talk about THAT, ime, is what's costing us a lot of rural voters!

"He can't even stand up for his *own* daughter, how can you trust him to stand up for yours?" Every transphobic attack ad neutralised in one sentence.

Mikhail Gorbaechev@mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 6d ago

Honestly they should run a female candidate against Bernie Moreno in 2030 and spend most of the campaign talking about this.

Email: Christmas is only nineteen weeks-- Me: *lights computer on fire*

Don’t make me tap the chart

Stop telling people to remain peaceful when they are being killed. Stop telling people to comply with law-enforcement when they are being killed. Stop telling people that nonviolent solutions are the only option when they are being killed. That ship has sailed to the great beyond

Why did you transition? Right answers only. Cosplaying as a man was killing me.

Jenny C. - SIlly Cat Auntie@subether.bsky.social · last wk.

Why did you transition? Right answers only. Because I realized that trying to stay in the "male" bucket was something that would lead to my own destruction, and that I really wasn't a guy to begin with.

Thinking about Yiddish curses and remembering what they used to say about the Austrian: "The day you die will be a Jewish holiday." "Which Jewish holiday?" "Whatever day you die will be a Jewish holiday."

As a teacher I have skin in this game, but from my experience, an extended break is actually beneficial. (We should have more of them in every profession.) Let's not contort childhood to replicate the misery of adulthood.

I feel like Matt Damon’s Odysseus isn’t like the “real” Odysseus, but he is like what the Odysseus in a movie Odysseus paid for about himself would be like. “Ahem. Yes. I definitely didn’t tell my name to the Cyclops, cut that part out. Also, my wife is Anne Hathaway.“

t shirt concept (is this too niche?)

I'm sure it didn't help that they were all speaking a dead language

and so… vulgarly

Circe, who I do not support, was right to turn the Greek shitlibs into pigs after their imperialist attacks on the progressive Trojans, who I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald