I finally figured out the problem with most Americans. They treat every mild inconvenience like an attack on their rights and every attack on their rights as a mild inconvenience.
Uncle Jeff 🌈
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The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer Views my own not my employer's My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
I asked chatgpt and it said it isn't, but then I told it that it is and it said sorry yes it is.
Greg Pak@gregpak.net · yesterday"A.i." is bullshit and literally everyone knows it.
i just ate a bowl of Total with a banana in it, if anybody needs me i'll be downtown throwing Corvettes at Doctor Octopus
Has anyone proven that civilization's collapse didn't start when we stopped putting gargoyles on buildings?
Volunteering my time to teach a class at the local senior center, "How To Recognize AI Slop"
There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.
My grandmother was born on this date in 1907 and lived to see her hundredth birthday. I wonder what she, a woman of significant opinions, would think of the world today on her 119th
Righty tighty whities Lefty loosey commando
Nate's Myth@natesmith.dev · 3d agorightifer tightifer, leftifer Lucifer
Happy Birthday, James Baldwin! Born August 2, 1924, Baldwin's unforgettable novels and essays explored race, identity, love, and justice with unmatched honesty. His voice continues to inspire readers around the world. #JamesBaldwin #QueerLiterature #AfricanAmericanLiterature #HarlemRenaissance
"When the first of August came round, the Professor realized he had pleasantly trifled away nearly two months at a task which should have taken little more than a week." -Willa Cather (from The Professor's House, 1925)
It's August 1. Real Halloween lovers have their costume planned
my self driving car ran over three people before I remembered that I was driving my regular car 
can we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed
That feeling just before they call shirts or skins and you’re wearing a wire for Brad’s mom
Dentist: this toothpaste will make you teeth less sensitive Me: do you have any heartpaste?
Grocery store check-out line tabloid: shocking photos of Justin Trudeau and giant water bottle vacationing in South of France
I used to have a car with a separate washer fluid reservoir for the rear wiper and in the summers I would fill it with whole milk and turn the nozzle 180 degrees so I could hose down tailgaters with rancid dairy like some kind of Wisconsin James Bond
Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird little plays
Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive
Chip bitney@fragboner.bsky.social · 6d agoshare a celebrity you find distractingly attractive <333
me: can i use your restroom, i really gotta go optometrist: number 1 or number 2
There should be a buzzfeed quiz for which #EmmaMLion suitor are you? Pierce, Islington, Hawks, Roland, or Jack (I'd be the suspected homosexual one)
The difference between the old me & the new me, is the new me is getting old.