A churro so big I can ride it like the bomb in Dr. Strangelove

I nearly choked to death on a potato skin while 2 of my cats watched.

My advice to newly elected Dems is get on bluesky and start doing what we say

bzzzt! wrong! we want nuremberg 2.0

Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · yesterday

Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

WE BEEN ON THIS SHIT SINCE WE NEEDED AN INVITE

Elon Green@elongreen.bsky.social · yesterday

lmao

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

Kalshi sounds like a fast casual grain bowl place that sucks ass

This is not about party politics. This is about a trillionaire who made it his life's mission to kill poor and brown people by taking away lifesaving aid, to make the world unsafe for trans folks, and to install fascist governments. Olive branch my ass. Fuck him and his enablers. Now and forever.

The first thing this American people wants to see getting done is accountability in the most public way possible. The job's not finished until Musk cries on the tv.

This is erotic

We're at the starting line, not the finish line

Wishing our president a very sincere get fucked, loser

OPPOSITE SEX MARRIAGE ABOLISHED

they’re digging up Charlie Kirk and shooting him again

Just finished this. I think it went okay but I still kinda want to throw up. 🤞

Ms. Adventure@sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 6d ago

Had an interview this morning and I’m already scheduled for the second round (of 5)! 🤞

as a voter, my top issue was probably revenge

Voting is like choosing a designated driver from a group of people who have all been drinking.

This is the greatest thing to ever happen on this site

Diedrich Bader@diedrichbader.bsky.social · 2d ago

Two impeachments at the same time man

There is NO excuse for not voting today! “I’m not in America” “I already voted”. Boo hoo, I don’t care. Quit whining and VOTE!

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Smashing my robot with a hammer

Computer, enhance

Computer, enhance

The possibility of tornadoes in November blows me away. Pun intended but also I’m from Kansas and my brain is screaming this is wrong, this is the wrong season.

me in history class in the 90’s: why is it so boring now, this sucks me experiencing the 20’s: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

Mr. Indelible Stain@nemo616.bsky.social · 3d ago

They really got us with that interesting times curse.

I haven't seen this Abdul clip posted here yet, and goddamn this is the ENERGY