Being a boss bitch in this elevator by coyly telling the one guy in here that ‘I fart like I fuck’ after I accidentally let one rip.
turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. 🔳🔲 thick & thin for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
I always take the opportunity to fart in the elevator just before I get out.
*my back killing me from literally just existing* me: can someone explain this scientist: no
(after sex) goes outside and takes a long drag off the hazy sky
The front facing camera has a full time job protecting me from becoming too confident.
it’s really very unfair that even if i walked five hundred miles and if i walked five hundred more i would be over my head in atlantic water and nowhere near your door
the worst part of turning 50 is realizing you'll probably never learn to rollerskate backwards now
“4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea” implies 20% of people enjoy diarrhea
Added more of you to this. Everyone in here deserves a follow. go.bsky.app/VWquCWh
“still punk as fuck” I whisper as I take a melatonin and unwrap a fresh set of ear plugs
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
Pandy Fackler@thatbrenna.bsky.social · 2mo agoAdvertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
Bluesky, meet Pedro, the hummingbird that started my obsession. He now chirps at me relentlessly, and I’m fairly certain it’s because he’s demanding a hummingbird bath. Tiny bird. Huge sense of entitlement.
people who say "this is not a drill" have no idea how seriously I take drills
pop music isn’t for public bathrooms, let us do our shameful acts in silence
