the saxophone solo from careless whisper plays as i choose my various donuts

Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey

a time machine that only goes to malls in the 80’s

Hitchcock should have included turkeys in The Birds

I keep making the choices of a young person with two working knees

A stroll around the Portland Art Museum. It’s the one recurring membership I never regret. 📷: Portland, Oregon

People think of bogs as gloomy, cheerless places. But it was in a bog where i first learned to laugh

they should invent dinner that figures itself out

Sorry I can’t go to your son's play my puppet has scurvy

hot pockets in your area are ready to give you third degree burns

I have zeroed in on my wheelhouse weather. It is currently 80°F with a slight breeze from the west, humidity is at 39% at the moment. The sun is hanging low in the horizon, and the light is casting shadows over the tree line. Perfect. I’d like to pause it here, please.

If this place were more wholesome, I’d post cynical content. I like to balance things out

That’s an easy call.

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Name your fav non-franchise science fiction film.

*Adam Duritz selling out* 🎵Edward Jones and me🎵

I totally just watched a pot begin to boil. Tired of the lies, man.

I wish I could shazam a smell

Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

give a man a fish and he’ll selfie with it for dating sites

We’re number 4! We’re number 4! Yeah, not ideal.

“Everyone brings a different dish, then I’ll splatter them all over the floor.” - Jackson Potluck

(guy who makes up his own idioms): theres no sense in beating off a severed penis

there’s too many noises in the world today

Emotionally I'm in a Kohl's singing Jon Secada at the top of my lungs

land lord: bad sea lady: GOOD

Here’s a little Portland summer vibes to escape into if you’re needing it, also what my weekend basically looked like… youtu.be/vrFNvKpHWBw?...

The Dog Days - Portland, Oregon

YouTube video by Strayhours

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who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

Meandering at the Montavilla Street Fair. Many beverages were had. A few dogs were petted. 📷: Portland, Oregon

The funnest thing about running errands is screaming in the car

Rest Easy, Lou Koller. Angst for the memories.

opening a spirit halloween where my faith in humanity used to be