Going “nice shoes!……..you stupid, silly bitch” to everyone at work
Jane
@anasmashnova.bsky.social
Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
mom what were the aughts like? Things were open 24 hours before society collapsed and minimized the hours because the homeless developed a serious drug problem it’s really reminiscent of how back in the day there used to be the automat where you could get bomb ass food for cheap
iTunes should be able to charge me $50 to get back my last music library
Say my name three times in a row and I appear in your place for jury duty
I used to be sad when I saw aspca save the dogs type commercials but now I just wonder what that dog did to be in there
ALERT! ALERT! THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL PERSONNEL, REPORT TO ACTION STATIONS
As a hot chick I hate every single nerdy fat Mexican guy I see. I know we’re natural enemies.
Not sure what to make of this, but an ad for "Vagina Coach" just showed up on my FB timeline
If she starts referring to you as “Bro”, then you obviously ain’t been hitting it right.
shes from Texas I can tell the way he’s two stepping round the room Why do I love this songgggg make it stop
To be honest until now I thought there were only 2 people on Bluesky
A sitcom about how many sit-ups I can do called Eight is Enough
Why does every person that blasts music from their car have shitty taste in music?
whenever I see a woman carrying a yoga mat I like to imagine she’s concealing a human arm in there in an attempt to covertly dispose of a body one limb at a time
I’ve read that fintech companies don’t have to insure your money up to 250 gs like banks do
Karen K. Ho@karenho.bsky.social · last wk.I stand by everything I said previously. At least with a major bank I know there is oversight, deposit insurance, and regulation for things like anti-money laundering.
My questions for vampires: - Do they like diabetic blood more? For dessert? - Do they like dehydrated people's blood more? Like a balsamic glaze? - Do drunk people's blood get them drunk? Or is it toxic? - What in blood tastes good? Is it the iron? If so, does anemic blood taste bad?
I’m not a pharmacist but I do recommend drugs to certain people.
Women crying over a man who reads at a 3rd grade level. He's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. Give him a minute.
Its time for a new puppet based adult show like Dinosaurs.
I see 216 traitors (that voted for this "merger") who should be charged with sedition and treason.
Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.
We don't have scientific evidence that the T-Rex didn't sound like Pee-Wee Herman