as always… if nominated, i will not run; if elected, i will not serve

38 Most Influential Bluesky Posters of 2026

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thirty eight bluesky dogs and cats u should see

“Oh well,” he said, oh welling into the forever.

what do you mean they're putting the 38 most influential posters on a bus and driving the bus straight into the atlantic ocean

I’m watching tennis and drinking young wine with my wife as the sun retires for the day, and in its leaving crisps the edges of each thing. Sometimes life is okay.

Ever wonder what our mascots at the clinic look like? This is one: Graham. Every day that he comes in is a day to be celebrated and at least 25% of the reason I’m in love with my job

me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me:

I’m so exhausted that I just googled something i wanted to look up except I searched by typing and sending my query to my sister in a text and she didn’t even know the answer to my question, totally useless

therapist: do you journal? me: yeah, i have a drafts folder

it feels very american that the dialect quiz introduced me to new racist phrases

winning the lottery to pay off all the medical debt i can find sounds punk as fuck

who up because Nothing gold can stay

it’s 3am and guess who just spent 30 minutes in the middle of my street, in the dark, wading through two full trash bins, desperately looking for my house keys that had slipped from my fingers, falling into an abyss of abysmal odors and slime

a lost and found but for reasons not to cry

a lost and found but for reasons not to cry

Yeah ok i'll join your dog pile but I gotta warn you, i'm a licker

"indestructible, unsinkable" dog tennis balls being sold in a 6 pack is why I have trust issues

this is my job until someone gives me an actual job

Lauren Flans@laurenflans.bsky.social · last mo.

gonna see if i can get a publisher interested in a coffee table book of these 📚

punkrock

Massimo (mirror)@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 3d ago

A crow casually removing several metal anti-bird spikes from a building ledge. Original post

Don’t mistake my kindness for rabies.

i used to twist and shout now i shuffle and yawn

In case you just don't look under rocks or behind trees or in holes or at facing away faces, I made you a treasure map for livin there. The x's are not short for extrovert

Me: [showing childhood trophies] this one's for swimming, this one's for football, this one's for soccer Her: I thought your name was Grant Me: lol this isn't even my house

wednesdays are quiet on here bc people are too busy standing at the island in their kitchens staring off into space wondering where it all went wrong

but if dogpiling is outlawed, only outlaws will have dogpiles

They look like dogpiles but it’s actually a very thorough organizational system of piles, please don’t jostle the cheesepiles thank you

Even libs are wishy-washy on immigration, but it doesn't have to be that complex: If you're here, you're family. Everyone gets unlimited bread sticks. You should only have to wait 30 minutes to an hour to get in.

my dogs, piled (cuddle puddle sort of situatuion)

mom can you come pick me up, it’s not my fault the cool kids dared me