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@kehander.bsky.social

The quest to avoid becoming the Main Character continues.

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macnult@macnult.com · 5mo ago

with everything going on in the world, it's starting to feel like Idiocracy was a 2006 American science fiction comedy film co-produced and directed by Mike Judge from a screenplay written by Judge and Etan Cohen based on a story written by Judge.

Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com · 6mo ago

Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know What’s New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 6mo ago

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 7mo ago

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

captain bleach@blainecapatch.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Oh, do you know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man Do you know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane? Yes, I know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man Yes, I know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane

Ryan Estrada@ryanestrada.com · 7mo ago

An old thread is making the rounds again, so here's an updated version. Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history. But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels? Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.

An old timey illustration from The Chimes, showing a frightened old men surrounded by goblins. The caption reads "What Trotty saw in the belfry"
egap98@egap98.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Finally watched @stopskeletons.bsky.social great Faceball 2000 documentary and decided to represent the Sisyphean task Uncle Derek, Uncle Bob, Zarithya and many other people undertook in making Faceball's 16 player mode work. Made this in the style of vintage game ads in magazines. Have a nice day!

Parody of a vintage videogame magazine ad for faceball 2000. It features sisyphus holding up a yellow smiley face with a red crosshair over it with ransom letter text saying "THIS IS DEREK. ONE MUST IMAGINE DEREK HAVING A NICE DAY!". above this is a label pointing to the illustration of Sisyphus that is labelled "Derek". Below all of this is text boxes that say "One to sixteen (1-16) players*" and "Faceball 2000". Below this is 3 screenshots of Faceball 2000 for the Gameboy and a text box saying "This is just random text. I don't know what to write here other than just saying "watch the excellent Faceball documentary by stop skeletons from fighting"" Below this is text saying "*Only available in Faceball 2000 DX" as well as the logos for Bulletproof Software and Nintendo.