I say good man. An erstwhile youth laid a biting retort on me not but this morning. Speak true sir! Indeed it is so, he inquired if I had an affection for cd’s? Cd’s my fine sir?!? Dez nuts my good chap!! ::jovial robbling::

I don't go camping anymore, but I kept my windup lantern for use during power outages and the collapse of civilization.

"I'm punk as fuck" I whisper to myself as I plug in my CPAP machine

People dont live in a van down by the river anymore

Why would I be concerned with micro-plastics when I drank these in the 90’s

relax it’s just a giant sucking black void in my soul no big whoop

regulations are killing free enterprise

thinking about the chicken gyro

He knew who he married. I had breadstick fangs on our first date.

I was up at 3:30am and watching YouTube tutorials about proper caulking. How YOU doing

🎶 Oh, what a feeling...

Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d ago

Whoever did this and I would get along well.

Someone saw me fill my gas tank and now I’m on the cover of Forbes Magazine.

Make a band edible: System of a Donut

SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃@stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 2d ago

Make a band edible: Eggs Florentine + The Machine

Make a band edible: Nine Ench iladas

Strughoulo@struggalo.bsky.social · 2d ago

Make a band edible: Soylent Femmes

They say laughter cures all. I say, bring it! And so they did… 🤣😭🥹🤪💀 #BookOfTheDay

Sunday morning bike ride was almost foiled. Lucky to have a bike repair shop close to home.

Apparently the upcoming film Ebenezer has relied heavily on ghost writers.

Work Tip: wear clashing patterns so you always look busy

𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘉𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 is my favorite song about the wonderful world of anti-anxiety pharmaceuticals.

Not setting an alarm on Mondays is the only flex I need.

Shout-out to the time, seven years ago, that my nephew Kenneth decided, for Halloween, he wanted to go as a gorilla wearing a sombrero. My brother suggested he wear a crown instead, so he could go as King Kong, but my nephew refused to back down. I think he made the right choice.

I find very "needy" people exhausting, my god, can't you spend even a few moments with your own thoughts? I walk away emotionally drained, and struggling to understand how some people require constant attention. I'm an introvert obviously, I'm pretty self sufficient😶

You were right all along. It's not you, it's everyone else.

Taking my crocs out of sport mode so nobody gets pregnant

Shoves Candy Corn up your nose while you're snoring.

Love having independent children until THEY DON’T RETURN MY TEXTS.

Yes, I still have student loans. I’m not done with the students I borrowed. They’re painting my house.

I love my dad I love my dad I love my dad I love my dad (Sobbing) I love my dad (sharpening a knife) I love my dad I do really love my dad

not yet, funk soul brother

kill the old gods