The Cottingley Fairies appear in five photos taken by cousins Elsie Wright (age 16) & Frances Griffiths (9), from Bradford, UK. Their 1917 images caused many to believe the magical creatures were real....even fooling Sherlock Holmes creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle #WomensArt
When your pet head- butts you, that’s their version of Boop!
You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
My boss just set a meeting for July 2028 and a little piece of me died.
The panels of the staircases echo with footsteps, but nobody seems to mind.
my productivity plan for all this darkness is to take a million naps
I know I seem like so autonomous but I'm actually partnered with refraction of light so let me run it by the old prism first. Hey bendy straw sucking the crazy light outta me, more like dispersing my will amirite
Had a hot bath and soaked in my failure to be on schedule. In a bright, cheery, perfect world, everything is on time and even ahead of schedule. Woot! What a place to be!
"The meek shall inherit the earth" THE MEEK: No
"Your a adult you can do what you want" i whisper to myself before I eat pudding before the main.
Going to need some help getting by on hospital release, benefits have been stopped because ive been in hospital over 3 weeks so need to reapply, I have little cash left for topping up electricity and getting in groceries, phone needs topped up. Pls help if you can PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
A new Scottish tartan memorializing the (mainly) female victims of the Witchcraft Act has been officially registered, created by Claire Mitchell and Zoe Venditozzi, founders of the Witches of Scotland campaign #WomensArt via Smithsonian Magazine
My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while
A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.
hey,maybe we should just make a list of WHO HASN’T experienced childhood trauma
I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools." *empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
If you can’t appreciate “low brow “ humor, I assume you didn’t have an older sibling who’d randomly walk into the living room where you were quietly reading, loudly fart, and declare, “…Annnd that’s what I have to say about that!” before exiting.
Lost my driver's license. Lemme know if you find one for a woman 15 years younger than me who still has hope in her eyes
im asking the important questions questions like how do clowns still have a job when everybody thinks theyre creepy and whats the lion tamer going to do with that chair
trick-or-treaters don’t know this rn but they’ll be helping me clean out my pantry and freezer
The world was once dots connected by lines as far as the eventual shape could hope but then came the wrapper from a crayon and whammo. Flat earths do not roll off the table either, it's the color fast using just one side rubbing theory
Listening to karaoke is a lot like when my kids had to learn the recorder for school. You have to be very supportive while trying not to get pissed off by the sound.
If you close your eyes and wish hard enough, when you open your eyes all your laundry will be clean and folded. (If it isn't, you probably didn't wish hard enough. Try again. Maybe count to ten this time. You never know.)
trying to cheer up the live lobsters in the lobster tank by loudly singing rock lobster