i carry around a calculator so in the event of a disaster i can be confident in the aftermath
Just found an available crate name so perfect I *have* to build something for it now.
Me: Son, back in my day we didn’t have as many “back in my day” stories as we have in these days, because back in those days- Son: [sobbing]
Actual footage of every penalty run up in the World Cup.
nice exception you got there... be a real shame if it proved my rule
there’s a shot I’ve been trying to get on film and my roll ran out tonight but god DAMN did i finally scout the right spot for it
Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.
idea: an ai company that only has 1 GPU but it's always in the right place at the right time who's working on this?
O realismo fantástico da América Latina contra o dinheiro infinito da FIFA
Old enough to recognize this as a data center
Maluco, os caras tavam chamando jogador no LINKEDIN e agora estão no mata-mata da COPA DO MUNDO O futebol é MÁGICO
alguém pode me emprestar umas palavras eu estou ficando sem
Did you know that therapy takes more than one appointment? Just found out and i am LIVID
me: *visits website for the first time ever* website: You’ve read your last free article.
they should do a reboot of Breaking Bad where Walter White hires the minions
I'm really excited that my assert_matches!() macro is finally stable. I can't believe it's been five years since I added it to (unstable) Rust. Time flies. github.com/rust-lang/ru...
Add assert_matches macro. by m-ou-se · Pull Request #82770 · rust-lang/rust
This adds assert_matches!(expression, pattern). Unlike the other asserts, this one consumes the expression may consume the expression, to be able to match the pattern. (It could add a & implici...
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Rust Language@rust-lang.org · 2mo agoRust 1.96.0 has been released! 🌈 🦀✨ This release includes assert_matches!(), new range types in core::range::*, and fixes for a medium and a low severity vulnerability in Cargo (that didn't affect crates.io users). Check out the blog post for details: blog.rust-lang.org/2026/05/28/R...
Mi gimnasio se ha llenado de tíos de 50 años que parecen de 30. Hasta que les toca leer algo de cerca.
car horns should be inside the car, facing the driver
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 4mo agoWE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY FLOOD THE TIMELINE
Invented a new cable, what's a cool ass name, how about ░e░t░h░e░r░n░e░t░
[space shuttle] CAPTAIN: prepare for landing ME: roger that CAPTAIN: reverse thrusters ME: sretsurht lol CAPTAIN: lol *we smash full speed into the moon*