Oh no it happened I cannot think of anything that isn’t submerged in pumpkin, absorbed by pumpkin, infused & inhabited by pumpkin
How can there be so many smart, compassionate people in this country and yet, here we are?
David Roberts@volts.wtf · 22h agoHoly shit.
I'm about to become another year older, and yet somehow I've still never owned a boat. Somebody needs to answer for that 🤨
The water sparkled like a thousand tinkerbells were flying close to the surface today, bro, but you don't want to hear about all that.
Put me on the straight and narrow? More like the wide and windy, bub.
Ocean's Eleven, but it's just me and the voices in my head figuring out how to steal joy from myself.
I’m sorry I don’t have money to donate. But I have meatballs. Meatballs should count as currency
We never think to hold the Suns hand when it goes down
No no, no. It's October, so we're in orange black purple. November is orange brown red. Whether your December colors are red green white or blue white silver or black red green, you don't get them until December 1st. That's two whole months away. Grab your pitchforks, we march on Macy's at dawn.
Someone asked me how old I was today and I told them I have one, maybe two rotties left
Not to brag but I can take a nothing day and suddenly make it complicated for awhile.
On a brighter note, always remember that love is a four letter word! 😀
Been walking before sunrise lately, when it's fresh and cool. Everything seems so fragile and perfect without people around.
Say what you will about lizards. They don’t give a shit. They shed their skin & move on.
Show me on this playlist where Bob Dylan hurt you
I talked to some kids about encyclopedias and they thought I was having a stroke
Well Unexpected Turn of Events is my middle name
Sorry I can’t work anymore today I need just lie here on the new mattress