I'm high and it's early. Why are we asking people who only vacation in South myrtle Beach any questions about sea world?

This is how scientists and researchers extract cat venom in hopes of treating the hundreds of thousands of cat bites that occur every year.

Luca@lucagalletti.bsky.social · last wk.

If I had fangs like that, I’d be doing it too 🐈‍⬛ IG: @gordygrayson

I bet the Lorax would have loved the Screaming Trees

If you're looking for volunteer work..

If I had a pet bear I'd name him Nate and when I got home I'd say, "Hi, Bear Nate!" He'd pretend to fall asleep and we'd have a good laugh. He'd then maul me horribly but I wouldn't hold it against him.

I love that TN is a little less embarrassing today than usual.

one upside to your mom dying is you can finally step on cracks

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Brass Castle@brasscastle.bsky.social · last wk.

Emo is out of the Catio and back inside at least for a while. She's not feeling well. She'll be nine in a week or so.

Feudalism is back on the menu

they should invent a USA that isn't collapsing

I’m sorry for speeding officer. It was that crazy jazz music made me do it

I fell asleep right after dinner, slept like eight hours and now I’m awake.

I've made a new character for when I reopen my shop. Meet Guilly!

They stopped making pennies because of how some of you tip.

A cantaloupe farmer named John is offering a course on fruit farming for older single ladies. John's Cougar Melon Camp

All I want is a special someone to roll over at three a.m. and tell me I'm eating too loudly.

Inspired by the summer weather, I have also decided to be hot and obnoxious

Stop creating content, we have plenty.

The thing about living in the woods is that every stick at first looks like a snake and every snake at first looks like a stick.

Ovulating so hard that I’m giving a guy with a J name a chance

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY INFLATED THE SEVENTEEN 42" BEACH BALLS AND THE PARTY STARTS IN AN HOUR?!

maniacal laughter for maniacal circumstances doesn't feel like the best medicine, and that's why I take Prescription Drugs™️

I do not trust myself to make decisions anymore. You shouldn't either.

Literacy in America is snagged on the bottom of the gene pool.

It sounds like they're closed, Shirley.

I may not be the best thing happening to you, but I can definitely the most ridiculous

if you’re wondering which security line is gonna move the fastest do NOT pick the one with the 58 year old white guy who thinks he’s a real cop

It's summer, Dustin. Chill.

When I get the chance to talk about a subject that makes everyone uncomfortable

I refer to soups by their color like Gatorade