I suddenly don’t feel well. I’m sure these hot wings will help
VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
To truly "taste" life means embracing both its joy and its pain with an open heart.
I won’t ask for help until after I’ve already completed the task.
While scrolling, I only saw part of the picture before I read the whole title...thought Temu was selling pizza rolls.
My brain is like fog, it's whimsy in there but I don't know where anything is
Attempting to explain something to someone who does not want to understand because they want what they want is my favorite game of "Leave me alone and go fuck yourself".
Life was simpler when George Burns was God.
Sourdough bread is my main reason for living.
I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Taurus, so I don't have to.
Draw a line...people will cross it. Confuse them with sqiggles instead.
Taurus: Ignore the crazy voices in your head— especially the one that keeps telling you that you’re a unique individual, worthy of love.
Mylanta Soothing Honey Chamomile for heartburn is my favorite early afternoon snack.
There's never a falling anvil around when you need one.
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Except with bungee jumping.
me: man, what I would give for a breakfast burrito sign: breakfast burrito 16 euro me: man, I'm not paying 16 euro for a breakfast burrito
If a week is 7 days, Thursday is technically halfway but people are mixed on if Sunday is malefic or benefic...and we have no animal mascot for Thursday anyway...so, never mind.
