Just saw a very handsome homeless guy. And I have no reason to be jealous of this man. But somehow I still am
J_Curtis 🇨🇦
@j-curtis.bsky.social
I like a lot of things, I dislike things. From my Canadian Prairie home. Nêhiyaw/Môniyâw. Treaty 6 Territory https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7rovswss45cxmiwg3xznr3s/feed/aaahy2i5onlje
Ladies, if he doesn’t return his damned grocery cart, he won’t do that thing you like.
going to the grocery store is me getting out of my comfort zone
I'm proud to say that I've never watched a single second of any Harry Potter movie. Nor have I ever seen the books
Excuse me while I slip into something a little more somewhere else.
whenever i feel sad about a boy i just remember that in like one year from now i'll be sad about a diferent boy
When my dog barks at nothing for no reason I know we were meant to be together.
horny for a time in life that isn’t speeding along at 100mph in the less than average lane
I don’t know how to explain it, but I’m convinced Steve Buscemi is a powerhouse in bed.
No I don't want to help your sister. I don't like your sister. And the more times you ask, the less I like you
So if someone is driving under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate are they trying to teach me a lesson or are they just an asshole?
A thick black blanket Broken by a crescent moon Lighting up the night✨
Real talk? The wockaflockas banning 12,000 books and broadcasting executions are rarely the good guys and whatnot.
Not interested in some Friday night fling, more into a love that stays from summer to spring
Let's hold hands and get hopelessly lost in the Paris catacombs
Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil and I am accruing Fitbit steps.
Listening to a bunch of guys over there and thinking it's time to give merit-based confidence a try.
The way I will strangle you if you suggest anger management…
Have we even TRIED sacrificing billionaires to a volcano? We should.
Every three years we find out the most weak chinned man in America runs a fertility clinic and illegally fathered 113 children along the Mississippi River.
