@stuforreal.bsky.social
Screaming on the inside https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaajhkjtuhn46
When they still babyproof your house but don't want to make you sound immature 🏆👑 Congratulations @stuforreal.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
@stuforreal.bsky.social · 2y agoIdiotproof?!? Stand aside
Oh man, the amount and different drugs/enhancements that could be added to cigarettes would melt a cashiers brain.
That's because the nicotine Is the most delicious vitamin
I'm beginning to think you're not really a superhero.
Man Making Funny Face with Earbuds
ALT: Man Making Funny Face with Earbuds
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In a perfect world, cigarettes would be chock full o' multivitamins
Maybe it's a matter of taste and sensibilities but i prefer my diarrhea to be subtle and refined
I just heard a song on tv referred to as "dick salt" and now that's all I can think about.
This dystopian future is brought to you by weedy, anti-social little shits, who couldn't get a date, and who are now trying to replace us all with robots, because a robot can't/won't say no.
-what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism? -Do It Again? -what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism?
Don’t feel too bad for worms cuz remember one day they’re going to eat you.
Spent twenty minutes using two fingers to try and zoom in on a paper map posted on a bike trail, giving the six people in line behind me time to get the authorities on the scene.
My brother was killed by not getting a joke. How very dare you, Stu!
These intentions make really great paving stones!! So pretty! What's that up ahead? Is that.. is it... Oh shit, it's Hell, isn't it?
