Jeff Besitos💕
@jeff-besitos.bsky.social
I was a child soldier in the Posting Wars, but now I wish for a life of peace.
My daughter said Worf's formal sash makes him look like he's the birthday girl and she insisted I make this image.
Tim: what should we name our company Ken: how about KENTIM Tim: wait no I have a better idea
If this kind of thing happened in a book or a movie you'd think it was a hack writer trying REALLY hard to lampshade that a country was run by cartoonishly fascist thugs. But no, Israel really is just run by cartoonishly fascist thugs.
Truthout@truthout.org · yesterdayAn Israeli court has temporarily blocked a plan, cooked up by far right minister Itamar Ben-Gvir, to construct a moat full of crocodiles around a notoriously abusive prison that holds Palestinians, over concerns that the crocodiles would be harmed or mistreated.
What really makes this for me is the choice of "Only Time" for the music, which is a direct reference to tribute.wmv, the ORIGINAL shitpost video making fun of 9/11, from a couple days later.
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god I think I found the video.
Dear Mom, The other cowboys keep making fun of me for only eating the M&Ms out of the trail mix. Life sure is hard out here on the range. Love, Your littlest cowboy
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
During COVID, medical workers filled latex gloves with warm water so the dying could feel like their hands were being held by another person as they died alone in hospitals pushed to the brink of collapse. People who downplay the horrors of the pandemic to focus on its inconveniences are fools.
Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 5d agoThere are working class and vulnerable kids who will never have the life they should have had because of school closures. Let’s address that too, shall we?
if elected president, i will dissolve the Department of the Navy and hand their funding, and nuclear fleet over to the Internet Archive. They'll know what to do.
Jason Scott@textfiles.com · last wk.
My frustration with the burrito taxi discourse is a) this was observable, when food banks report record usage across the country you know something is wrong and b) it was explainable, we ended COVID era affordability policies and Joe Manchin killed the “human infrastructure” element of BBB
Mar Hicks@histoftech.bsky.social · last wk.Fun chart apnews.com/article/groc...
If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.
ftr the slipperiest slope humanity ever invented is means-testing. the creation of vast publicly funded bureaucracies intended to sort people into those who deserve help and those who are greedy freeloading scammers is exactly as deleterious to the moral fabric of society as it sounds
Nicole DeWitt@catastro-v.bsky.social · 2w agointeresting how helping people is always seen as a slippery slope to the moral and material collapse of society but paying people to beat the downtrodden with clubs is never considered a slippery slope to anything
the punishment for resisting arrest is not death and the police don't hand down a sentence, they executed a man for making them mad
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush
working on a theory of history called "the worst guy" theory basically whatever movement you create will eventually come to be controlled by its worst guy, and will likely be defined by its worst guy, so you gotta be really vigilant about figuring out where your threshold for worst guy is
the year is 2026. there’s no more video games. a large pizza is $50. infowars is good. everyone has diarrhea 😆
you do not, in fact, have to hand it to RapistHitler
It's always sad when an evil man dies, because they should have died sooner, before all of the harm that they did occured.
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
