I’m sorry for speeding officer. It was that crazy jazz music made me do it
andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
all my stuff's here anyway he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm also https://letterboxd.com/andybugay/
when my grandmother cooked elaborate meals for her dogs we chalked it up to undiagnosed mental illness but if she'd lived another decade she'd be killing it on tiktok rn
[unprompted and with no intention of offering a follow-up of any kind] get ready for mlb mayhem
i need to have sexual relations soon. maybe even just a little kiss. Or$250 cash
(harvey dent voice) you either fall asleep hungry, or you're awake long enough to see yourself become 72% wheat thins by volume
I'm at that age that my favorite cover songs are super slow atmospheric versions like you just huffed a rag full of ether and that song happenes to be on the radio, it should take you awhile to figure out what song it is
New guy is a looker for sure and smells completely different than the yellows. First bloom in years. 10/10
Writing an angrily worded letter to Court TV demanding to know where all the jesters are.
david attenborough if he was drunk as shit just spilling shit all over himself
slop enjoyer@slop.guru · 20h agodog too eager to seek affection cat too aloof to seek affection theses animals have much to learn from one another about humility
it is currently august 2026 and they *still* haven't crafted the perfect salty buttery movie theater snack that can come in a novelty bucket
People talk a lot about the causes of declining birth rates, but it's really simple. People used to need enough kids to put on a touring Shakespeare production - maybe six, even eight. But with the rising popularity of Samuel Beckett? Two is sufficient.
me: how many haunted dolls does it take to change a lightbulb friend: are you okay
Look how small the ears are on this bunny in my front yard
i just ate a bowl of Total with a banana in it, if anybody needs me i'll be downtown throwing Corvettes at Doctor Octopus
Last night my neighbor saw me plunging my hand into the soil, grabbing a fistful of worms then raising them triumphantly above my head as I laughed and lightning crashed around me. Going to be difficult to explain that one.
Who says guys don't look good in pink and purple? Here's a male roseate skimmer (Orthemis ferruginea) in the Corrales Bosque on August 4, 2026. #nature #naturephotography #dragonfly
Just straight up Bugs Bunnyied a carrot. Ate it with a little green on the end. Crunched it with the side of my mouth. Docs were asked what’s up.
sometimes I wonder if I’m wasting my life but then I open bsky and know that I am
damn are you the byzantine empire because I find you interesting but am unclear on where your boundaries are
