SORRY THESE ARE LATE I DRANK HALF A BOTTLE OF NYQUILL AND GOT TANGLED IN MY NEIGHBOR’S WIND CHIMES
Supa Fly Hella Dope
@cerealtndencies.bsky.social
✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨
You never let me do anything, your honor
If you bought into me I hope you kept your receipt
Every now and then you can still spot one of these beautiful creatures roaming free in the wild, and not brutally enslaved by humans, being exploited for its scales.
That's the last time I'll open the fridge door without knocking . . . it's scary in there.
they say that after 10,000 hours of doing an activity, you're an expert, so I guess that means I'm an expert at optimizing my resume for jobs I'll never hear back from
it's probably fine that I have a note in my phone entitled 'things to bring up to a doctor if I ever have one again'
The first person to open a kissing booth probably took the phrase “lip service” literally and went with it.
You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people
The thing that keeps me most tethered to Earth during these hard times is my absolute resolve to stay alive longer than that rotting pumpkin
I accidentally threw a pickle into another dimension (under the fridge) today
it's time to put emojis on ouija boards this dead kid can't spell for shit
Eating a cinnamon roll by snapping it open like a slap bracelet
I don't have an embarrassment of riches but you can count on me for a richness of embarrassments.
the premise of so many shows is "guy who can't be normal is so unusually good at a job otherwise done by normal people that all the normal people put up with him not being able to be normal"
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
The moment a man says “distro” you are about to receive information against your will.
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · last mo.It is not "Linux", it varies depending on the distro. Linux Mint is installed in 5 minutes and installation is very easy, you just boot via USB then few screens asking for language, computer name, user, tz and optionally the partitioning:
what does it say about me if I would walk 500 miles, but not walk 500 more
i carry around a calculator so in the event of a disaster i can be confident in the aftermath
what don't we want? change! when don't we want it? always!
Choosing the wrong late night snack could ruin your next day
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
I started kickboxing because prison doesn’t serve my brand of coffee.
I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."
GIVE THE MAN A FISH AND MAKE HIM GO AWAY ALREADY I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW.